Crusty po 

A crusty po is when you creampie a girl and wait for it to dry then start fucking then again. No one does a better crusty po than owen

Example. "Stacy , chad wanted to give me crusty po to night.

Crusty po by Love you all except I don't June 17, 2019

crusty poop 

Dried up poop particulates on butt hairs.. I.E butt crust, poopy hair

Mike went to the bathroom, didn't wipe all the way and got crusty poop butt.

crusty poop by Disel2013 March 26, 2017

crusty potato 

A turd that has suffered prolonged exposure to the sun, resulting in white discoloration.

Son: " This rock taste like shit'"
Dad:" Congrats son you just ate your first crusty potato!"

crusty potato by GozUnlimited July 3, 2016

Crusty Pocket 

Originated around march 13, 2011, a crusty pocket is the spiteful act of ejaculating into the pocket of an article of clothing that belongs to someone other than yourself. when the owner of this article of clothing sticks their hand in their pocket, they should find a custy, crusty suprise.

Dude, I just let off a huge load in Max's pocket, he is going to be so pissed when he sticks his hand in their only to discover he has received a crusty pocket!

Crusty Pocket by sneak fucker July 1, 2011

Crusty poo 

Crusty Poo is when you do not wipe your bum properly and over time the poo becomes hard and crusty! Sometimes when you go and wipe your bum the crusty Poo will rip the skin in your bum off

The lady on the plane went to the toilet to finger her crusty Poo out

Crusty poo by Chris2603 November 11, 2016

crusty pocket syndrome 

The act upon jizzing in your partners pocket. Typically a pair of jeans. And await for them to dry resulting in a crusty surprise.

Vicky: Omg tiffany i put my hand in my pocket today and found a crusty surprise. I think tony might have given me crusty pocket syndrome.

crusty pocket syndrome by stiffanybutttoucher January 22, 2016

Crusty Potato 

When you stick you crusty toe into the homo-sapiens mouth while they are asleep.

My cousin Zac gave my other cousin Steven a Crusty Potato.

Crusty Potato by nunya May 13, 2005