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crusty poop 

Dried up poop particulates on butt hairs.. I.E butt crust, poopy hair
Mike went to the bathroom, didn't wipe all the way and got crusty poop butt.
crusty poop by Disel2013 March 26, 2017

crusty potato 

A turd that has suffered prolonged exposure to the sun, resulting in white discoloration.
Son: " This rock taste like shit'"
Dad:" Congrats son you just ate your first crusty potato!"
crusty potato by GozUnlimited July 3, 2016

Crusty Pocket 

Originated around march 13, 2011, a crusty pocket is the spiteful act of ejaculating into the pocket of an article of clothing that belongs to someone other than yourself. when the owner of this article of clothing sticks their hand in their pocket, they should find a custy, crusty suprise.
Dude, I just let off a huge load in Max's pocket, he is going to be so pissed when he sticks his hand in their only to discover he has received a crusty pocket!
Crusty Pocket by sneak fucker July 1, 2011

Crusty poo 

Crusty Poo is when you do not wipe your bum properly and over time the poo becomes hard and crusty! Sometimes when you go and wipe your bum the crusty Poo will rip the skin in your bum off
The lady on the plane went to the toilet to finger her crusty Poo out
Crusty poo by Chris2603 November 11, 2016

crusty pocket syndrome 

The act upon jizzing in your partners pocket. Typically a pair of jeans. And await for them to dry resulting in a crusty surprise.
Vicky: Omg tiffany i put my hand in my pocket today and found a crusty surprise. I think tony might have given me crusty pocket syndrome.

Crusty Potato 

When you stick you crusty toe into the homo-sapiens mouth while they are asleep.
My cousin Zac gave my other cousin Steven a Crusty Potato.
Crusty Potato by nunya May 13, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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