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Crusty Poo is when you do not wipe your bum properly and over time the poo becomes hard and crusty! Sometimes when you go and wipe your bum the crusty Poo will rip the skin in your bum off
The lady on the plane went to the toilet to finger her crusty Poo out
by Chris2603 November 11, 2016
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