Crustination 

When a males sperm dries on the inside of a women's vagina and a yellowish crust forms in and around the vagina.

Pronounced Crust-tin-ny-za-tion

She never cleaned her vagina so it suffered from Crustination.

Crustination by Master B8=>~ July 15, 2011

Crastination 

Undefined use of time, Free time, Vague outcomes, Doodling, Occupying yourself with tasks unrelated to your purpose, Generally wasting time and other fun pursuits. Procrastination is the work that is done to avoid the work that is supposed to be done. AKA, Saturday mornings. See also Crastination and Procrastination.

Historically, The word arises from the experience where a person becomes a Pro at Crastination by spending hours doing very little, or being off track more than one is on track. With the invention of rubber tires, we realized that tracks don't really matter any more so being off track was no longer a culturally shunned experience. Hence, Pro-Crastination was born.

Saturday mornings, you and I engage in crastination by watching TV rather than vacuuming. We become better and better at crastinating and that is procrastination.

Crastination by Yoda-Ninja May 10, 2015

crushtipation 

The inability to take a dump without playing Candy Crush or some other game on your phone.

"Damn! Where did I put my phone? I need to move the mail!"

"My crushtipation is getting worse! I can't take a shit without my phone."

crushtipation by ivraddoc April 19, 2014

Crustinator 

A crustinator is a tool used for the farming of bum crust. It is like a bread knife in that regard. When acquiring one make sure it's not sharp, as that may hurt yout bumhole. It doesn't just have to be used for the farming of bum crust but make sure you clean it before using it for any other practices.

Person 1: Hey (Person 2) did you get your Crustinator yet, I really need to farm my crust, it has been accumulating for 1 1/2 years now!
Person 2: Yes, I did receive it yesterday, but I need too farm first, and remember to clean it for the best possible results!

Crustinator by =-O November 6, 2018

pro-crastination 

An intense phenomenon. Not simple or lazy - but characterized by a professional aptitude for semi-productive distraction. (aka: productive-procrastination or professional-procrastination)

Harvard kid: "Did you complete that tech paper for Prof Eshion?"
Bill: "Nope, I got distracted building a software company - I might drop out. You in?"

Lucifer: "Hey, Almighty, did you make that new angel I asked for last week?"
God: "I was distracted ... by Creation."
Lucifer: "Now that's Miltonic pro-crastination. Didn't think that was doable. Look at it - it's huge."

pro-crastination by A cambridge Spyo March 30, 2010

pro-crastinating 

Someone who severely procrastinate and loses their amenity of procrastinating; therefore, the heavy procrastinators become pro at crastinating.

David: Mr. Goodger, I'm going to procrastinate on my Trig and Pre-AP Physics test. I'm good at procrastinating.
Mr. Goodger: Be careful David, if you procrastinate too much, you will lose your amenity become a pro at crastinating. In other word, pro-crastinating.
David: Ha! whateva, da crew n i r goin' driftin' at da zoo!

pro-crastinating by BenchMax345 March 20, 2008

Crustation

ROYCE

Royce is a crustation

Crustation by Crustation22 February 20, 2018