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crespination 

Crespination is a creative or inventive act of lying during an argument about the existence of an product or invention and then later using the internet to prove its existence. True lack of knowledge about the existence of the object under contention is required for authentic crespination. Since the advent of cheap mobile internet devices, incidences of crespination are riskier to the reputation and have been in decline.

Crespination's dark side is known to all persons of an inventive nature. The chances of finding that something has already been invented are close to 100 percent if the inventor dares to inspect the internet.
Person 1: "It is annoying to hold that ice pack to your arm. You need an ice sleeve for that bee sting on your elbow." (Person 1 is engaging in crespination.)
Person 2: "There is no such thing as an ice sleeve." (Person 2 is correct based on the current knowledge of both parties.)
Person 1: "Yes, there is. Let's look it up when we get back to the farm." (Person 1 is aware that she lacks the facts to back up this statement but confident that the internet will back her up.)
crespination by turkey111 April 16, 2011
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Crastination 

Undefined use of time, Free time, Vague outcomes, Doodling, Occupying yourself with tasks unrelated to your purpose, Generally wasting time and other fun pursuits. Procrastination is the work that is done to avoid the work that is supposed to be done. AKA, Saturday mornings. See also Crastination and Procrastination.

Historically, The word arises from the experience where a person becomes a Pro at Crastination by spending hours doing very little, or being off track more than one is on track. With the invention of rubber tires, we realized that tracks don't really matter any more so being off track was no longer a culturally shunned experience. Hence, Pro-Crastination was born.
Saturday mornings, you and I engage in crastination by watching TV rather than vacuuming. We become better and better at crastinating and that is procrastination.
Crastination by Yoda-Ninja May 10, 2015

pro-crastination 

An intense phenomenon. Not simple or lazy - but characterized by a professional aptitude for semi-productive distraction. (aka: productive-procrastination or professional-procrastination)
Harvard kid: "Did you complete that tech paper for Prof Eshion?"
Bill: "Nope, I got distracted building a software company - I might drop out. You in?"

Lucifer: "Hey, Almighty, did you make that new angel I asked for last week?"
God: "I was distracted ... by Creation."
Lucifer: "Now that's Miltonic pro-crastination. Didn't think that was doable. Look at it - it's huge."

Crustination 

When a males sperm dries on the inside of a women's vagina and a yellowish crust forms in and around the vagina.

Pronounced Crust-tin-ny-za-tion
She never cleaned her vagina so it suffered from Crustination.
Crustination by Master B8=>~ July 15, 2011

Crespitation 

Crespitation is when you wake up and do not want to get out of bed.
On the day of day of the exams, Jared had crespitation and did not want to get out of bed.
Crespitation by VegetarianBacon February 11, 2017

Pan-crasination 

Overspending time at approving something, i.e. waiting for years to approve of someone´s suggetions.
Pan-crasination leaves the recipient in everlasting suspense and wonder about where their requested answer is.
My mother used pan-crasination a lot as I was a teenager.
Urban dictionary really thought pan-crasination was their best response to my new suggested words.
Pan-crasination by Sourceress72 January 26, 2021

ironi-crastination 

watching videos on beating procrastination and depression while you have weeks of work and studying to catch up on
Yeah, I have a project that was due more than a week ago but instead of working on it, I flew through an unending ironi-crastination playlist of videos that are supposed to help me get control of my life back, but it's still like me in class: the words go in through one ear and out the other. :,)