crushtipation

The inability to take a dump without playing Candy Crush or some other game on your phone.

"Damn! Where did I put my phone? I need to move the mail!"

"My crushtipation is getting worse! I can't take a shit without my phone."

by ivraddoc April 19, 2014

Crustination

When a males sperm dries on the inside of a women's vagina and a yellowish crust forms in and around the vagina.

Pronounced Crust-tin-ny-za-tion

She never cleaned her vagina so it suffered from Crustination.

by Master B8=>~ July 15, 2011