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crustacious

(adj) A term used to describe something that is displeasing to the senses.
Jack stuffed a dozen oysters up his Granny's cunt and sucked out 13... how CRUSTACIOUS!
crustacious by ALTOIDZboi April 2, 2004

crustastic 

An adjective used to describe anything looked at, created by, breathed on, touched, kicked, spit on, thrown over a dumpster, stepped on, shot out of a cannon and/or given a disease to by the almighty Cruste...
"Yo B, check out that dumpster that Cruste dude just shot out of a cannon!!! Never even knew you COULD shoot a dumpster out of a cannon... OMG!! That's crustastic!!"
crustastic by Cruste September 24, 2003

Crustacious

The quality or state of being crusty.
Guy 1: bro why don't you go out with Bertha?

Guy 2: Hell no bro she's so crustacious!

Guy 1: haha yea
Crustacious by Punkrocker420 September 28, 2014

Crustabust 

Any person that is commonly considered lame, annoying, ugly, or just unwanted.
Jim: So John won't stop bugging you, huh Nick?
Nick: Yeah, he's such a crustabust.
Crustabust by Jimnastix July 20, 2009
Little Billy had to sacrifice all ten of his shrimp to Crustacia, will he survive?
Crustacia by Shrimp Slayer September 13, 2021

crustwhistle 

A person of Irish origin who is particularly annoying and takes pizza’s out of bins and eats the crusts of the pizza without eating the pizza.

Crustwhistlers have a particular siren song to sniff each other out when separated.
Jacob is such a crustwhistler, he was rummaging for pizza in my bin!
crustwhistle by Beans on toast February 29, 2024