crustwhistle

A person of Irish origin who is particularly annoying and takes pizza’s out of bins and eats the crusts of the pizza without eating the pizza.

Crustwhistlers have a particular siren song to sniff each other out when separated.
Jacob is such a crustwhistler, he was rummaging for pizza in my bin!
by Beans on toast February 29, 2024
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