crunkaso

A powerful, wild, drunken punch that connects and often knocks out the opponent. A combination of "crunk" and "chingaso".

Man, that fight was square, except for that last crunkaso. Se puso bien chevere despues. <It was awesome after that.>

by Noir April 29, 2008

crunkaholik

Get crunk nearly all hours of the day

"you are a crunkaholik blud"

by crunk nutter August 11, 2008

crunkaport

1) The act of getting from one place to another and not knowing how you you got there due to being drunk and/or stoned out of you mind

2) When you are so high that when getting from place to place goes by so fast it feels like you teleported there

Charlie: Dude, how the Fuck did we get here

Benton: We crunkaported here from the Reggie's

by Mrgoodhair February 15, 2009

Crunkasaurus Rex

1. The king of all crunkasaurus.

2. Full on crunkasaurus status.

3. Getting your SERIOUS drink on.

"Yo, that dude is a full on Crunkasaurus Rex"

"I'm about to get my Crunkasaurus Rex face on tonight"

"Crunkasaurus Rex is in the m-therf-ing house"

by Professor J Hizzle January 8, 2015

crunkanol

The organic compound you find in truly strong mixed drinks. It will get you crunk much faster than a standard ethanol beverage.

Brendan was sure to make his mixed drinks crunkanol. It makes all the bitches crazy for him.

Nighttrain is thought to contain a high crunkanol to ethanol content.

Make your mixed drinks with crunkanol, for a crunked up good time!

by RCN January 4, 2007

Crunkamofukkalicious

adj; it can mean anything positive at all; can be replaced with many words, such as:bad ass, amazing..ext.

damn dawg this chicken is crunkamofukkalicious

by Super Freaky White Chocolate May 1, 2009

Crunkassed-out

A variant of Crunk, or crazy-drunk, this phrase means "Crazy drunk and passed-out."

"Everybody in the club get crunk! Then, later, we'll get crunkassed-out!"

by Kanary K December 17, 2005