Crucket

Crucket is a noun for pretending to know something about the sport cricket.
crucket

"I know all about cricket' said the Englishman but he was talking a load of crucket

by JC309 October 16, 2019

crucket

an extremely large pole, usualy used for humping and other forms of sexual activity.

Larry hads a crucket in his backyard. Larry stays in his backyard alot. I wonder why??

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

Rickety Cricket

A character on the television show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". An old high school classmate of the gang named Matthew Mara who was made fun of for his leg braces. He eventually becomes homeless as a result of the gang's antics. He has a crush on Sweet Dee is is often tormented by Dennis and Mac (e.g. - teabagging). On "Mac and Dennis: Manhunters", the two hunt Cricket as a form of game.

Mac: "You wanna teabag Rickety Cricket?"
Dennis: "Nah, we've been doing that since high school."

by Nate Diesel March 9, 2009

Silent Cricket

When double teaming a woman, the two penises rub against each other vigorously but both men secretly enjoy it while never speaking of it.

Chris and Kyle were going to town on Tonia but neither would admit that the Silent Cricket was just as enjoyable.

by Chubbalove33 January 14, 2020

they gave me crickets

It's a slang phrase that means "No response", sometimes used by just typing the cricket emoji "🦗".

Keemstar tweeted out: "Jake Paul is a bitch"
The people: *No response*
Keemstar: THEY GAVE ME CRICKETS!

by Maldox July 1, 2019

not cricket

Meaning for something to be dodgy, wrong, or unfair.

Based on Cricket being a gentlemen's game, fair play is expected.

dude 1: My wife cheated on me with like six other men. :(
dude 2: That's just not cricket man! :S

by Bad wolf chesslover January 4, 2009

mud cricket

A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack. -Adam Middleboro Ma

Who havent you slept with ya dang mud cricket

by JeepsusChrist September 22, 2015