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crunkathon 

Any duration of time that can be perceived to be crunk, or full of laughter and enjoyment for all parties involved; sometimes (but not necessarily) involving alcohol or marijuana.
Did you guys see avatar in 3D? It was a fuckin crunkathon
crunkathon by burritospleaseme December 25, 2009
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cuntathon 

When you have to deal with a marathon of cunty women alone or in a group.
1. Dealing with my husbands ex-wife is always a cuntathon.
cuntathon by pfc. Snowball March 25, 2009

crunkaholik 

Get crunk nearly all hours of the day
"you are a crunkaholik blud"
crunkaholik by crunk nutter August 11, 2008

Cluckathon 

Any venue where a large group of women of highly questionable morals, intelligence, and sexual tendencies; have gathered en masse.

AKA: A room full of chickenheads.
Boxes: "I went to Iguanas last night and checked out to hip hop room. Every where I looked, I saw nothing but bird-ass bitches."

Homie: "Oh word?"

Boxes: "Yeah son, it was a straight up cluckathon!"
Cluckathon by Mr. Boxes October 6, 2008

crunkatron 

1. sits on habbo hotel all day spamming so he can l00k soopa cool, has maybe two friends irl, thinks w@@ is his friend when he rly juz feels sorri 4 him, duznt even kno da definition of "crunk"
person 1- hay did u c that thread by crunkatron???
person 2- ya he spams so much 2 get his post count up i wonder y????????/
person 1- cos he has nothin btr 2 do w/ his time LOL! duh!!!!!!!!!!!!
person 2- LOL obv!!!!!! loser :D
crunkatron by QQIRL June 9, 2009

crunktional 

when you are shitfaced drunk or possibly also twisted, but you can still function well enough not to get caught.
me and my homies went to a party and took 30 bong hits of some chron and then finished a bottle of 151, right beofore we left, but it was ok, we were CRUNKTIONAL so our parents didnt even know.
crunktional by kareem abdul jabar September 20, 2008

Chunkatron

Someone who is a fat fucking bastard and eats all day. Normal my has a big belly therefore chunky.
They are that big they can go through anything like a fat robot killing machine.
Gabe: Dyl, do u wanna come round my house later?
Dylan: nah mate I’m too busy eating this KFC
Gabe: Dyl?! U are such a Chunkatron!
Chunkatron by DankyDyl69 December 22, 2019
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