Crunckle
Crunckle by Your mom's dealer January 14, 2022
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Crunckle
Simmilar to words like skrunkly, scrimblo,etc., gender netrual term. Used for fictional characters.
1; Used to describe a middle aged men with 3 divorces whom you find silly, cute, or basically skrunkly.
2; Used to describe a non human skrunkly or scrimblo. Typically almost eldritch like, an object head or almost weirdcore. Can however just be used to describe a non human character.
1; Used to describe a middle aged men with 3 divorces whom you find silly, cute, or basically skrunkly.
2; Used to describe a non human skrunkly or scrimblo. Typically almost eldritch like, an object head or almost weirdcore. Can however just be used to describe a non human character.
1
Person A; character my skrunkly. My crucnkle. Old divorced fella.
2
Person A; my skrunkly my silly skrunkly
Person B; how the actual FUCK is that a skrunkly??
Person A; crunckle. My crunckle.
Person A; character my skrunkly. My crucnkle. Old divorced fella.
2
Person A; my skrunkly my silly skrunkly
Person B; how the actual FUCK is that a skrunkly??
Person A; crunckle. My crunckle.
Crunckle by Mythophobic October 29, 2022
Related Words
Crunckle • Uncle Crunckle • crunkle • cruncle • cruckle • crunkled • cronckle • crunchlets • Cruncked • Crunkleberries
Uncle Crunckle
Uncle Crunckle is the life of the party, he's that guy that you wish you were even just for the moment... No! He's not!
In fact you loath him, you can't stand him, he literally is a Man Child to the highest power. Fully lives in his half-ass attempt delusions of his "Glory Days" takes zero accountability, he always has a story to one up yours, and that's just a treat to watch him unravel his seemly endless fabricated life events. His the type that if he watched your children for the night, the kids would come back smelling of puke, regret, a missing tooth, and a serious drug addiction... They might even own someone money... When the Unc gets Crunc stay out of that warpath of a life full of failure and fuck ups about to take you down with it, if you step near it, regardless of your intent
This is someone you do feel bad for though because they have so much humanity, and a giant heart, they just can't get their shit together at all, and it's a shame...
In fact you loath him, you can't stand him, he literally is a Man Child to the highest power. Fully lives in his half-ass attempt delusions of his "Glory Days" takes zero accountability, he always has a story to one up yours, and that's just a treat to watch him unravel his seemly endless fabricated life events. His the type that if he watched your children for the night, the kids would come back smelling of puke, regret, a missing tooth, and a serious drug addiction... They might even own someone money... When the Unc gets Crunc stay out of that warpath of a life full of failure and fuck ups about to take you down with it, if you step near it, regardless of your intent
This is someone you do feel bad for though because they have so much humanity, and a giant heart, they just can't get their shit together at all, and it's a shame...
Samuel: "Fittin' to run the trail of beers down later, set a new record, than prank call the suicide hotline if you wanna time me, bro!"
Luke: "You're sending some real Uncle Crunckle vibes *starts playing Yeah! By Usher ft. Lil John* I'm down to be penetrated bro!"
Luke: "You're sending some real Uncle Crunckle vibes *starts playing Yeah! By Usher ft. Lil John* I'm down to be penetrated bro!"
Uncle Crunckle by H.O.G.Man December 4, 2022
Cruncked
Cruncked by IWillCrunkYou July 9, 2021
Crunkleberry Tree
The word a symbol of the infinite quantity of Crunkeberries that life has to offer mostly used to imply that one has consumed a large of Crunkleberries.
"The Crunkleberry Tree is the 'Influence'. Are you under it?"
"The Crunkleberry Tree is the 'Influence'. Are you under it?"
"Charlie just ate all the Crunkleberries in the Crunkleberry Tree" "I totally passed out under the Crunkleberry Tree"
Crunkleberry Tree by MojoNojo February 17, 2009
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