2 definitions by H.O.G.Man
When you're completely and utterly frustrated, and the only way to express that frustration is through saying a seemingly random phrase to decrease, and district the others of the frustration. Only to direct the frustration into confusion leaving everyone stumped in your efforts of defusion.
Hank: "The bomb is down on be B, why are you still at A!?"
Paul: "MensUnderwear.com, buy two pair, get seventeen pair free! Use coupon code KISSBOY to get 10% off!"
Hank:"What!?.... Wha... Oh, nevermind, forget it..."
Paul: "MensUnderwear.com, buy two pair, get seventeen pair free! Use coupon code KISSBOY to get 10% off!"
Hank:"What!?.... Wha... Oh, nevermind, forget it..."
by H.O.G.Man October 18, 2022
Uncle Crunckle is the life of the party, he's that guy that you wish you were even just for the moment... No! He's not!
In fact you loath him, you can't stand him, he literally is a Man Child to the highest power. Fully lives in his half-ass attempt delusions of his "Glory Days" takes zero accountability, he always has a story to one up yours, and that's just a treat to watch him unravel his seemly endless fabricated life events. His the type that if he watched your children for the night, the kids would come back smelling of puke, regret, a missing tooth, and a serious drug addiction... They might even own someone money... When the Unc gets Crunc stay out of that warpath of a life full of failure and fuck ups about to take you down with it, if you step near it, regardless of your intent
This is someone you do feel bad for though because they have so much humanity, and a giant heart, they just can't get their shit together at all, and it's a shame...
In fact you loath him, you can't stand him, he literally is a Man Child to the highest power. Fully lives in his half-ass attempt delusions of his "Glory Days" takes zero accountability, he always has a story to one up yours, and that's just a treat to watch him unravel his seemly endless fabricated life events. His the type that if he watched your children for the night, the kids would come back smelling of puke, regret, a missing tooth, and a serious drug addiction... They might even own someone money... When the Unc gets Crunc stay out of that warpath of a life full of failure and fuck ups about to take you down with it, if you step near it, regardless of your intent
This is someone you do feel bad for though because they have so much humanity, and a giant heart, they just can't get their shit together at all, and it's a shame...
Samuel: "Fittin' to run the trail of beers down later, set a new record, than prank call the suicide hotline if you wanna time me, bro!"
Luke: "You're sending some real Uncle Crunckle vibes *starts playing Yeah! By Usher ft. Lil John* I'm down to be penetrated bro!"
Luke: "You're sending some real Uncle Crunckle vibes *starts playing Yeah! By Usher ft. Lil John* I'm down to be penetrated bro!"
by H.O.G.Man December 4, 2022