Cruiz 

A very friendly drug dealer/stoner that just wants to be your friend and talk about illegal substances all day.

I smoked marijuanna with a cruiz dude.

My best friend is my cruiz drug dealer.

Cruiz by Joi Bray January 20, 2009

Cruiz 

Whale

Cruiz you fat whale

Cruiz by Niggashinj November 20, 2021

Cruiz Baker 

A long haired acne covered retard no one likes

if you have no friends your a cruiz baker

Cruiz Baker by biggest love handle June 11, 2023

Cruiser Spread 

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.

That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!

Cruiser Spread by will bitten September 30, 2017

carnival cruise 

the act of driving around looking for a place to take a shit

if you dont stop somewhere soon this carnival cruise is going to end up with a pile of shit in your rear seat

carnival cruise by henro50 February 18, 2013

Valley Cruise

To drive through the Cuyahoga Valley National Park late at night. Most people smoke marijuana, during the drive.

Valley Cruise, Smoke Ride,

Valley Cruise by Caitiegirly February 4, 2009

italian cruise ship 

epic fail, a reason to shut the lights and call it a day

"Mister, you're an embarrassment to yourself and this company."
"Yer right. I'm out like the captain of an italian cruise ship."

italian cruise ship by giraffe-o January 30, 2012