Cruize

CRUIZE IS A KING, gets multiple women with his dashing mullet. Makes all the females wet. He has the fastest car out of his friend group and he’s proud about it. Don’t step in front of Cruize’s way or YOU’LL get trampled!

Yooo it’s Cruize the big orse

by Mummasboy69 November 23, 2021

Snooze Cruize

A short nap.

I have been on a snooze cruize sorry I missed your call.

by StickerSwitcher October 3, 2012

Cruiser Spread

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.

That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!

by will bitten September 30, 2017

carnival cruise

the act of driving around looking for a place to take a shit

if you dont stop somewhere soon this carnival cruise is going to end up with a pile of shit in your rear seat

by henro50 February 18, 2013

Valley Cruise

To drive through the Cuyahoga Valley National Park late at night. Most people smoke marijuana, during the drive.

Valley Cruise, Smoke Ride,

by Caitiegirly February 4, 2009

italian cruise ship

epic fail, a reason to shut the lights and call it a day

"Mister, you're an embarrassment to yourself and this company."
"Yer right. I'm out like the captain of an italian cruise ship."

by giraffe-o January 30, 2012

Terp Cruise

To drive extremely aggressively while excessively intoxicated.

Yo ill probably do this sidewalk slammer then just Terp cruise home

by Anonymous Doosh June 18, 2021