CRUISIER

WHEN YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT SOMETHING THAT NO ONE ELSE KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT

TOM CRUISE ON THE TOPIC OF PHSYCHIATRY

by S. DERY July 30, 2005

Cruisier

When something is cruisy. This adjective would describe as more cruisy than cruisy. Hence, it would be Cruisier.

adjective informal
1.
Australian English
More relaxed than relaxed or more easy-going than easy-going.
"I spent three cruisy days with my folks but i had a cruisier time with my partner"

Things are going cruisier since work gave me a bonus week off work before my new role. Things are going cruisy as at the moment.

by logan69420 September 9, 2024

Cruiser Spread

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.

That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!

by will bitten September 30, 2017

Clam Cruiser

The Clam Cruiser is simply just a more luxurious version of the lesbian limousine. Instead of a Mini Cooper or Subaru Forester this often older more mature lesbian, can be spotted cruising for pussy in a Volvo sedan or Toyota Highlander.

Belinda is so bourgeois, she bought a Volvo to help her cruise for pussy. She said she wanted to look “More sophisticated.” Clearly, she just bought a Clam Cruiser.

by Hamper Hunter November 27, 2020

Raleigh Cruisers

Leather thong sandals that are extremely prevalent among preppy Southern males. They are often accompanied by pastel polos and khaki shorts.

That bar was not my scene, full of Raleigh Cruisers.

by Wakeitup August 11, 2009

snake a cold cruiser

to drink a beer.

Hey, after work you wanna snake a cold cruiser?

Yeah, I'll snake an ice cold cruiser.

by golden richards August 15, 2009

Land Cruiser

Made from 1951, it is every Arab teenager's wet dream. Owning a land cruiser is not just owning a truck with 8 seats, or a 4x4 with a pimped-up body. It is much more than that. This car is built to last anything, no wonder why ISIS uses them. Collisions? got em. Explosions? got em. Nukes?, ehh, not yet tried but if its a land cruiser, you know it can survive it.
"If you want to go out to the outback, go in a Range Rover, if you want to return, go in a Land Cruiser"
-Every intellectual Australian
A true beast, it has Jeeps for breakfast, Nissan Patrols for Lunch, and Range Rovers for dinner, not to mention Ford Expeditions for dessert.

Person #1: "Yo, I just got a Land Cruiser!, can't wait to take this baby out for a run"
Person #2: "Are you retarded?, Jeeps and Range Rovers can beat its ass!"
Person #1: "*Shows montage of Land cruisers being blown up and still surviving without a scratch*"
Person #2: "You know what, ima be back, gonna sell my Jeep to get a Land Cruiser."

by AverageLawAbidingCitizen April 27, 2019