Crucipiss

The act of urinating on a church.

I had to go so bad, I performed a crucipiss.

by chiseboy December 18, 2003

cucopiss

Cucopiss. The act of eating coco puffs with your partner, whilst you shove them up their vaginal cavity as they're urinating.

Guy 1: Woah dude, you posted some wild shit on onlyfans last night!

Guy 2: Ya I know! Me and my girl decided to try cucopissing.

by Redheadbb June 23, 2021

CrackPiss

When you piss with a "Semi-Boner" And the pee goes right trough the crack of the toiletseat.

"Damn man, i was so drunk yesterday i had to sit down, i had a Crackpiss

by JariPinda June 13, 2016

crunkpissed

to be so pissed off, that a crunk move is busted while shouting

"dude the commander is crunkpissed... he said to clean the barracks and started crunking when he yelled at us."

by nehlewolf April 6, 2009

crucifish

The lord savior that came to us via bones of a fish. That when shaken sound like dice and blesses you for all eternity. All hail the crucifish!

Our lord and savior the crucifish lives in us.

by Allhailthefish December 6, 2016

Crucifished

Similar to catfishing. This is When someone or something presents itself in a way that initially does not seem to be religiously motivated, but then at the last second becomes all about Jesus.

I was talking to a cute boy who seemed interested in me until he started trying to convert me. I was totally crucifished

by nick P-lourde July 18, 2018

Crucifisting

Fisting oneself with a crucifix.

As a political stunt, Pauline Hanson was crucifisting herself in the Senate today.

by smelsworst August 17, 2017