Crucipiss 

The act of urinating on a church.

I had to go so bad, I performed a crucipiss.

Crucipiss by chiseboy December 18, 2003

cucopiss 

Cucopiss. The act of eating coco puffs with your partner, whilst you shove them up their vaginal cavity as they're urinating.

Guy 1: Woah dude, you posted some wild shit on onlyfans last night!

Guy 2: Ya I know! Me and my girl decided to try cucopissing.

cucopiss by Redheadbb June 23, 2021

CrackPiss 

When you piss with a "Semi-Boner" And the pee goes right trough the crack of the toiletseat.

"Damn man, i was so drunk yesterday i had to sit down, i had a Crackpiss

CrackPiss by JariPinda June 13, 2016

crunkpissed 

to be so pissed off, that a crunk move is busted while shouting

"dude the commander is crunkpissed... he said to clean the barracks and started crunking when he yelled at us."

crunkpissed by nehlewolf April 6, 2009

crucifish 

The lord savior that came to us via bones of a fish. That when shaken sound like dice and blesses you for all eternity. All hail the crucifish!

Our lord and savior the crucifish lives in us.

crucifish by Allhailthefish December 6, 2016

Crucifished 

Similar to catfishing. This is When someone or something presents itself in a way that initially does not seem to be religiously motivated, but then at the last second becomes all about Jesus.

I was talking to a cute boy who seemed interested in me until he started trying to convert me. I was totally crucifished

Crucifished by nick P-lourde July 18, 2018

Crucifisting 

Fisting oneself with a crucifix.

As a political stunt, Pauline Hanson was crucifisting herself in the Senate today.

Crucifisting by smelsworst August 17, 2017