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velvet clam

A vagina that has been dusted in cocoa powder, and covered in vanilla frosting.

And then I got to taste the velvet clam.

by smelsworst April 27, 2017

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Crucifisting

Fisting oneself with a crucifix.

As a political stunt, Pauline Hanson was crucifisting herself in the Senate today.

by smelsworst August 17, 2017

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velvet clam

A softly haired vagina

I removed her panties to reveal her velvet clam.

by smelsworst April 27, 2017

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