Definitions by smelsworst

Crucifisting 

Fisting oneself with a crucifix.

As a political stunt, Pauline Hanson was crucifisting herself in the Senate today.

Crucifisting by smelsworst August 17, 2017

velvet clam 

A softly haired vagina

I removed her panties to reveal her velvet clam.

velvet clam by smelsworst April 27, 2017

velvet clam 

A vagina that has been dusted in cocoa powder, and covered in vanilla frosting.

And then I got to taste the velvet clam.

velvet clam by smelsworst April 27, 2017