Crucipiss

The act of urinating on a church.

I had to go so bad, I performed a crucipiss.

by chiseboy December 19, 2003

Phoney Baloney

The art of strategically hanging a deli sausage out of one's pants to entice a partner.

Hey...Check out that schlong... Oh Wait... It's Just a Phoney Baloney.

by chiseboy December 19, 2003

Nebraska Steamroller

When one urinates on lying down partner's stomach, then rolls them over and defecates on their back.

Everything was fine until Larry decided to give me a Nebraska Steamroller.

by chiseboy December 16, 2003

Imposter

The act of faking an ejaculation onto a partner's back, by spitting on it. Once the partner turns over, the official ejaculation occurs onto the patner's face.

Dave gave me The Imposter last night...Again.

by chiseboy December 19, 2003