chiseboy's definitions

Nebraska Steamroller

When one urinates on lying down partner's stomach, then rolls them over and defecates on their back.

Everything was fine until Larry decided to give me a Nebraska Steamroller.

by chiseboy December 15, 2003

Crucipiss

The act of urinating on a church.

I had to go so bad, I performed a crucipiss.

by chiseboy December 18, 2003

Phoney Baloney

The art of strategically hanging a deli sausage out of one's pants to entice a partner.

Hey...Check out that schlong... Oh Wait... It's Just a Phoney Baloney.

by chiseboy December 18, 2003

Imposter

The act of faking an ejaculation onto a partner's back, by spitting on it. Once the partner turns over, the official ejaculation occurs onto the patner's face.

Dave gave me The Imposter last night...Again.

by chiseboy December 18, 2003