Crowntown 

A place, on the internet or in real life, where most people have nice personalities and/or do good actions.

Even with a few notable haters, DanTDM’s channel continues to be a crowntown in everyone else’s heart.

Crowntown by paliatane December 21, 2024

Browntown Showdown 

A heated battle of sorts between two males when a resolution is unattainable. The Browntown Showdown is a modern play on the classic event, the "Tug-of-War". The two parties involved take a rope (twine for the frail and anally incompetent) preferably a half-inch in diameter. The rope is to be knotted on both ends and then inserted into the anal cavities of the aforementioned. Both men then must clench their assly muscles and take steps away from each other, the first party to release the rope is the loser.

(A ropesmith is preferred and must regulate/monitor the proceedings)

no-homo is not necessary, but may help in further explanations to others

"My teacher said the answer was X = 3, I disagree; it's time for a Browntown Showdown."

Browntown Showdown by bilky koors August 19, 2009

clowntown 

getting super blazed to the point where your surroundings are unrecognizable.

Matt: DUDE! WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE??

Ryan: IDK MAN. IN CLOWNTOWN!

Matt: Look at Sarah over there in clowntown!!!!

clowntown by Citizens of Clowntown July 1, 2011

Cowtown 

Cowtown was a nickname given to Calgary, Alberta because it is one of Canada's largest beef-cattle producers. It's also a city full of good ol' fashioned cowboys.

Torontonian 1: "Man, I'd love to go to Calgary this summer for The Stampede"

Torontonian 2: "Ugh. You want to go to Cowtown?"

Torontonian 1: "Ya man, I want to wrangle me a Cowboy"

Cowtown by mdanie2 January 9, 2010

Cowtown Corn Chowder

Usually the result of an evening of hard drinking followed by some late-night din-din. Followed by a violent comeback of the aforementioned din-din. In July this is also known as Stampede Stew.

Cowboy #1: Howdy pardner! Hey, did you go out to the honkytonk again last night without telling me?
Cowboy #2: Why would you say that?
Cowboy #1: Well, how would you explain the Cowtown Corn Chowder in the outhouse this morning?

Cowtown Corn Chowder by drdutch June 12, 2007

browntown 

An informal name for the anus, mostly used in the context of having anal sex with someone ("take sb. to browntown").

We'll bend you over, then we'll take you to browntown - Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny (2006)

browntown by Amina Koyim August 13, 2011

Clowntown 

Clinton, Ma 01510

aka "Clowntown"

Hey man you partying up in Clowntown tonight?

Clowntown by Corykid December 1, 2009