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cowballs 

Cowballs is a phrase that is used when nothing else works. It's neither good nor bad but can be used in either instance.
"How was your day?"
"Oh you know, it was pretty cowballs."
cowballs by dekedoctor77 March 29, 2017
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cowballs 

name of one of the most delicious nuts in the world
kho: have you ever heard about" cowballs" ?
min: not yet , what are they ?
kho : they are your bolls
cowballs by khoshibare May 23, 2023

Cowballs 

The balls of a cow

An insult towards a dickhead
"You eat cowballs richard!!"

"dude she's pissed off"
Cowballs by Theratking. February 25, 2022

connecticut cowballs 

A nice old position that originated in connecticut.Its when a man goes on his hand and knees and his mate jerks him off as if she were milking a cow, as he climax's he makes mooing sounds. The mate also may include ball messaging to give the full effect.
mary gave me a good connecticut cowballs, she milked my cock as if she were a wild cowgirl and I was a stray cow needing a milking.
Balls of Crowberry Cookie from Cookie Run
Omg I love you crowballs meow
Crowballs by iwri definitions January 27, 2023

cowballz 

Exceptionally large testicals on a human male. So large they incite fear in all that see them.
Holy shit, that dude has fuckin Cowballz!
cowballz by TDP411 February 26, 2008
Cowballer means to be a pretty girl with blonde hair and only dates black guys and guys with long hair.
The girl has to be fat and love monster energy drink and enjoy hurting box houses
1. Chelsea
2. Cox
3. Lover
4. Scooby doo
5. laquaneesha
6. wang
7. pusssssaaay
8. lauren
9. cowballer king
Cowballer by wangbabepc January 26, 2010
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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