Crotchwebs

The accumulation of dusty cobwebs in the crotch area as a result of an extended period without sexual activity.

Beccy: how was the date last night?
Nic: yeah, did you get any action?
Laura: yeah! The crotchwebs are cleared

Or

It’s been forever, I need action… the crotchwebs are festering and need removing.

by La crotchwebista February 22, 2023

Crotchfester

An affectionate term for the Rochester, New York, area throughout the winter months.

Damn, a whiteout blizzard and a -11 degree windchill- just another day in the Crotchfester.

by Michael H Hauk December 22, 2008

crotchless chaps

leather pants, without the crotch, allowing easy access to the sexual reproduction systems that we all love.

also used for easy access to the toilet.

MAN! I really wish I was wearing crotchless chaps right now!!

Lets do it, right now, good thing you are wearing your crotchless chaps!

DUDE! I have to take a really big shit! Where the hell are my crotchless chaps?!

by Broaud June 14, 2008

crotchdensation

when a movie or a boyband gets your naughty parts glistening

Also known as panty cling

once q saw a post by her fave member on her facebook crotchdensation occurred

Mega crotchdensation was evident at the screening of twilight

by the great randoo December 12, 2009

crotchless

A term similar to "dickless" in its usage, but more versatile, in that it can be used on both men and women. It implies that the person in question is "smooth in the front", like a Barbie Or Ken doll, and therefore lacking in sexual prowess. Also implies a certain level of uselessness, an inability to experience pleasure of any kind, and an accompanying willingness to spoil the pleasure of others.

"The party was going great until some people started getting naked and crotchless over there called the police. Who the fuck calls the cops on their own party?"

by The DLivR8R February 2, 2005

crotchless panties

panties without a crotch

Look at that girls pussy you can see it through her crotchless panties!!!

by Bubba Keen December 10, 2008

Crotchless bikini

A bikini worn on some beaches and where a woman wants to show what a prime pussy she's got.

Look at Kathy in that crotchless bikini.

by Deep blue 2012 September 12, 2009