Crotchwebs

The accumulation of dusty cobwebs in the crotch area as a result of an extended period without sexual activity.

Beccy: how was the date last night?
Nic: yeah, did you get any action?
Laura: yeah! The crotchwebs are cleared

Or

It’s been forever, I need action… the crotchwebs are festering and need removing.

by La crotchwebista February 22, 2023