Crotchcorn.

The bit(s) of popcorn that miss your mouth as you shovel it into your face while sitting in a darkened cinema and collect in your lap.

When the lights came up after the film finishe, I was astonished to find myself quite so covered in crotchcorn.

by thependlebaby January 11, 2014

Crotchcorn

The popcorn that you inevitably drop onto your crotch during a movie that you will eat anyway.

Dude, stop eating all that crotchcorn, it's making me want to vomit.

by somekidnamedian January 19, 2009

Crotchcorn

Corn on the Crotch nomesayin

1. Yo guy send me some Crotchcorn
2. Yo son flow me some Crotchcorn
3. Crotchcorn is the shit.

by Nathaniel James Yanny August 31, 2009

crotch corn

The popcorn that falls on your crotch that you are willing to eat.

Hey where did you get that popcorn, I thought we finished it off? It is crotch corn!

by tobytime October 28, 2009

Crocicorn

A mythical creature that is simply a hybrid of a unicorn and a crocodile. Rare indeed.

Person 1: Woah, What is that thing?
Person 2: I think it’s a unicorn?
Person 1: Dude...it’s a Crocicorn!

by TakerofNecks July 12, 2018

Crotchburn

What you get after sliding down a broken rope swing. Hurts like a bitch, resulting in what is similar period blood. Will cause you to be the subject of ridicule for the rest of your life.

"Jumping onto that plastic kiddie ropeswing was a mistake, I slid all the way down it and landed on my ass, along with getting a major crotchburn."

by iamyourmommm July 24, 2009

crotch-corn

Crotch-corn is the bucket of popcorn that one of the male species will buy at the movie theater in order to place it in his lap right above the crotch area, therefore requiring his female to reach into the bucket, making it look as if he is getting quote/unquote "action" on the first date.

Friend #1 at the movies: "Yo dude is that Ned over there scorin' some crotch-corn?"

Friend #2 at the movies: "Definitely scorin' some crotch-corn. I would too if I had a hot date like that. Damn!"

Friend #1 at the movies: "Gross dude! That's your mom!"

by windwingaandkelso November 18, 2009