crotch-corn 

Crotch-corn is the bucket of popcorn that one of the male species will buy at the movie theater in order to place it in his lap right above the crotch area, therefore requiring his female to reach into the bucket, making it look as if he is getting quote/unquote "action" on the first date.

Friend #1 at the movies: "Yo dude is that Ned over there scorin' some crotch-corn?"

Friend #2 at the movies: "Definitely scorin' some crotch-corn. I would too if I had a hot date like that. Damn!"

Friend #1 at the movies: "Gross dude! That's your mom!"

crotch-corn by windwingaandkelso November 18, 2009

crotch corn 

The popcorn that falls on your crotch that you are willing to eat.

Hey where did you get that popcorn, I thought we finished it off? It is crotch corn!

crotch corn by tobytime October 28, 2009

Crotch corn 

When food falls in your lap, crotch, or under your butt. Does not have to be corn, but is already referred as Crotch corn.

"Sally is a messy eater, but at least she eats all her crotch corn. "

Crotch corn by NOTME Or is it March 1, 2018

crotch corn 

When one is lacking a popcorn bucket they often hold it in their lap or crotch area, this is called crotch corn.

"The cinemark is all out of buckets, I guess I'm going to have crotch corn."

crotch corn by Blue Jam November 16, 2009

Crotch Corn 

When you drop food around your crotch or vaginal region and pick it up and eat it like nothing ever happened.

Jason: Yo Marcus did you just pull a crotch corn
Marcus: yea

Crotch Corn by Gnarly Gander March 8, 2021

Corn crotch 

What my room smells like to my drunk mother apparently

It smells like corn crotch up in this bitch

Corn crotch by dipper223 January 23, 2021

Crotchcorn. 

The bit(s) of popcorn that miss your mouth as you shovel it into your face while sitting in a darkened cinema and collect in your lap.

When the lights came up after the film finishe, I was astonished to find myself quite so covered in crotchcorn.

Crotchcorn. by thependlebaby January 11, 2014