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A young male with no common sense usually spends his days violently masterbating or playing video games. He only thinks about himself and thinks he's "the shit". He spends a very little time working out thinking that it will make a huge difference. He drinks pussy powder by the gallon and enjoys putting miscellaneous objects into his ass. He is a down right dirty and usless like some crotches.
Dude my buddy's little brother is such a crotch chris.
by Gargles June 13, 2017
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