Crotchcorn

The popcorn that you inevitably drop onto your crotch during a movie that you will eat anyway.

Dude, stop eating all that crotchcorn, it's making me want to vomit.

by somekidnamedian January 19, 2009

Crotchcorn

Corn on the Crotch nomesayin

1. Yo guy send me some Crotchcorn
2. Yo son flow me some Crotchcorn
3. Crotchcorn is the shit.

by Nathaniel James Yanny August 31, 2009

Crotchcorn.

The bit(s) of popcorn that miss your mouth as you shovel it into your face while sitting in a darkened cinema and collect in your lap.

When the lights came up after the film finishe, I was astonished to find myself quite so covered in crotchcorn.

by thependlebaby January 11, 2014

crotch corn

The popcorn that falls on your crotch that you are willing to eat.

Hey where did you get that popcorn, I thought we finished it off? It is crotch corn!

by tobytime October 28, 2009

Kenosha Crotchcopter

A male who lowers their drawers and proceeds to rotate his hips in order to project & swing his member in a motion that resembles that of a ferris wheel or helicopter. This is often done from an open window on public transportation or a trolley.

Look! That guy just went by in the trolley & Kenosha crotchcoptered us all!

by Wifan85 December 27, 2016

Sabertooth Crotchcricket

1. a slang term for pubic lice (see also crabs) 2. a term for any four legged insect that scares the piss out of your girlfriend or boyfriend.

That boy is always grabbing himself, he must have a serious case of the sabertooth crotchcrickets.

by Ixy July 25, 2003

Crocicorn

A mythical creature that is simply a hybrid of a unicorn and a crocodile. Rare indeed.

Person 1: Woah, What is that thing?
Person 2: I think it’s a unicorn?
Person 1: Dude...it’s a Crocicorn!

by TakerofNecks July 12, 2018