by tobytime October 27, 2009
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The bit(s) of popcorn that miss your mouth as you shovel it into your face while sitting in a darkened cinema and collect in your lap.
When the lights came up after the film finishe, I was astonished to find myself quite so covered in crotchcorn.
by thependlebaby January 11, 2014
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by somekidnamedian January 19, 2009
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Crotch-corn is the bucket of popcorn that one of the male species will buy at the movie theater in order to place it in his lap right above the crotch area, therefore requiring his female to reach into the bucket, making it look as if he is getting quote/unquote "action" on the first date.
Friend #1 at the movies: "Yo dude is that Ned over there scorin' some crotch-corn?"
Friend #2 at the movies: "Definitely scorin' some crotch-corn. I would too if I had a hot date like that. Damn!"
Friend #1 at the movies: "Gross dude! That's your mom!"
Friend #2 at the movies: "Definitely scorin' some crotch-corn. I would too if I had a hot date like that. Damn!"
Friend #1 at the movies: "Gross dude! That's your mom!"
by windwingaandkelso November 17, 2009
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When one is lacking a popcorn bucket they often hold it in their lap or crotch area, this is called crotch corn.
by Blue Jam November 16, 2009
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When food falls in your lap, crotch, or under your butt. Does not have to be corn, but is already referred as Crotch corn.
by NOTME Or is it March 01, 2018
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by Nathaniel James Yanny August 30, 2009
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