Crotch Tax
Child support payments
I saw my picture hanging on a rest stop bulletin board in Indiana because I was behind on my Crotch Tax.
Crotch Tax by Eric Thorsland September 12, 2012
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Crotchtastic
David Bowie was crotchtastic in the Labyrinth!
Crotchtastic by The Cat Lady June 7, 2010
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crotchtastrophe
"Jeepers, that sure was a crotchtastrophe at the game the other night. I didn't think that guy would walk again."
crotchtastrophe by Victoriahhhhh December 27, 2007
crotchtacular
crotchtacular by ariesjow August 24, 2005
Crotchtaminating
The act of contaminating a large or even small portion of food by itching one’s crotch and then directly handling food. Only the most trifling are crotchtaminators
“I couldn’t eat Lesh’s baked potato- I watched her itch her crotch and then put it on my plate”
“Damn, straight up crotchtaminating the food smh”
“Damn, straight up crotchtaminating the food smh”
Crotchtaminating by sumchick445 February 8, 2023
crotchtagger
A obsessive compulsive disorder which is when a person (generally a guy) that tags all the females on facebook around their crotch area.
Sophie: I was wearing that tight aerobics suit when tjark took that picture that later he crotchtagged me on facebook.
Tatjana: Yes, he is such a perverted crotchtagger but thats what u get for wearing that tight stuff as a joke.
Tatjana: Yes, he is such a perverted crotchtagger but thats what u get for wearing that tight stuff as a joke.
crotchtagger by TMTMTMTMTM June 3, 2009
Crotchtafarian
A portmanteau of crotch and Rastafarian.
1) A person who decides to braid their pubic hair into dreadlocks, whether for religious purposes or just to impress the opposite sex.
2) The practice of such braiding.
1) A person who decides to braid their pubic hair into dreadlocks, whether for religious purposes or just to impress the opposite sex.
2) The practice of such braiding.
Mike: 'Hey man, I am looking for ways to compensate for my inadequate penis.'
Jim: 'You could always go Crotchtafarian. Ever since I have converted, Gina has not been able to get enough of Lil' Bob Marley. I am sure Ellen would be just as enthusiastic'
Mike: 'Great idea!'
Ellen: 'Looks like Jim has gone Crotchtafarian. Now he insists on calling his penis 'Burning Spear.' I appreciate his attempt to 'Stir it Up', at least.'
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Jim: 'You could always go Crotchtafarian. Ever since I have converted, Gina has not been able to get enough of Lil' Bob Marley. I am sure Ellen would be just as enthusiastic'
Mike: 'Great idea!'
Ellen: 'Looks like Jim has gone Crotchtafarian. Now he insists on calling his penis 'Burning Spear.' I appreciate his attempt to 'Stir it Up', at least.'
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Crotchtafarian by Dendraxo August 11, 2013
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