Crotch Tax 

Child support payments

I saw my picture hanging on a rest stop bulletin board in Indiana because I was behind on my Crotch Tax.

Crotch Tax by Eric Thorsland September 12, 2012

Crotchtastic 

Used to describe a fantastic crotch.

David Bowie was crotchtastic in the Labyrinth!

Crotchtastic by The Cat Lady June 7, 2010

crotchtastrophe 

A terrible, terrible occurance, usually pertaining to the crotch region.

"Jeepers, that sure was a crotchtastrophe at the game the other night. I didn't think that guy would walk again."

crotchtastrophe by Victoriahhhhh December 27, 2007

crotchtacular 

An adjective used to describe a pair or pants or shorts that put your package on display.

I don't know man. Those sweatpants are crotchtacular. You may want to grab a larger size

crotchtacular by ariesjow August 24, 2005

Crotchtaminating

The act of contaminating a large or even small portion of food by itching one’s crotch and then directly handling food. Only the most trifling are crotchtaminators

“I couldn’t eat Lesh’s baked potato- I watched her itch her crotch and then put it on my plate”

“Damn, straight up crotchtaminating the food smh”

Crotchtaminating by sumchick445 February 8, 2023

crotchtagger

A obsessive compulsive disorder which is when a person (generally a guy) that tags all the females on facebook around their crotch area.

Sophie: I was wearing that tight aerobics suit when tjark took that picture that later he crotchtagged me on facebook.

Tatjana: Yes, he is such a perverted crotchtagger but thats what u get for wearing that tight stuff as a joke.

crotchtagger by TMTMTMTMTM June 3, 2009

Crotchtafarian 

A portmanteau of crotch and Rastafarian.

1) A person who decides to braid their pubic hair into dreadlocks, whether for religious purposes or just to impress the opposite sex.

2) The practice of such braiding.

Mike: 'Hey man, I am looking for ways to compensate for my inadequate penis.'
Jim: 'You could always go Crotchtafarian. Ever since I have converted, Gina has not been able to get enough of Lil' Bob Marley. I am sure Ellen would be just as enthusiastic'
Mike: 'Great idea!'

Ellen: 'Looks like Jim has gone Crotchtafarian. Now he insists on calling his penis 'Burning Spear.' I appreciate his attempt to 'Stir it Up', at least.'

pubic braiding pubes manscaping

Crotchtafarian by Dendraxo August 11, 2013