Dendraxo's definitions
A portmanteau of crotch and Rastafarian.
1) A person who decides to braid their pubic hair into dreadlocks, whether for religious purposes or just to impress the opposite sex.
2) The practice of such braiding.
1) A person who decides to braid their pubic hair into dreadlocks, whether for religious purposes or just to impress the opposite sex.
2) The practice of such braiding.
Mike: 'Hey man, I am looking for ways to compensate for my inadequate penis.'
Jim: 'You could always go Crotchtafarian. Ever since I have converted, Gina has not been able to get enough of Lil' Bob Marley. I am sure Ellen would be just as enthusiastic'
Mike: 'Great idea!'
Ellen: 'Looks like Jim has gone Crotchtafarian. Now he insists on calling his penis 'Burning Spear.' I appreciate his attempt to 'Stir it Up', at least.'
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Jim: 'You could always go Crotchtafarian. Ever since I have converted, Gina has not been able to get enough of Lil' Bob Marley. I am sure Ellen would be just as enthusiastic'
Mike: 'Great idea!'
Ellen: 'Looks like Jim has gone Crotchtafarian. Now he insists on calling his penis 'Burning Spear.' I appreciate his attempt to 'Stir it Up', at least.'
pubic braiding pubes manscaping
by Dendraxo August 11, 2013
Get the Crotchtafarianmug.