Crotchtafarian 

A portmanteau of crotch and Rastafarian.

1) A person who decides to braid their pubic hair into dreadlocks, whether for religious purposes or just to impress the opposite sex.

2) The practice of such braiding.

Mike: 'Hey man, I am looking for ways to compensate for my inadequate penis.'
Jim: 'You could always go Crotchtafarian. Ever since I have converted, Gina has not been able to get enough of Lil' Bob Marley. I am sure Ellen would be just as enthusiastic'
Mike: 'Great idea!'

Ellen: 'Looks like Jim has gone Crotchtafarian. Now he insists on calling his penis 'Burning Spear.' I appreciate his attempt to 'Stir it Up', at least.'

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Crotchtafarian by Dendraxo August 11, 2013