Crost 

A hockey term. To shoot a puck or ball and hit the part of the net where the post meets the crossbar. this is usually followed by the puck/ball going in in a downward diagonal direction into the net.

dude, i just went crost on that goalie. its was unreal.

Crost by Ty Gatti June 21, 2011

Crost beier 

Such a disappointment to humanity, a white boy that doesn't have a sense of humor searches jokes on google and is a fatherless child, he has a small penis no girls like him and he's a disappointment also cringe.

Hello my name is crost beier

Me: get the fuck out of life you disappointment

Crost beier by Fuckyoucrost January 3, 2022

slap you crost yo lips 

To slap someone across the mouth.

"Ima slap you crost yo lips!"

slap you crost yo lips by Craqhaid August 10, 2008

pay the cost to be the boss 

pay the cost to be the boss — These are watch words for people IN THE STRUGGLE. No success comes without SWEAT EQUITY and with that work comes the privilege of OWNING THE HEAD OF THE TABLE.

These words were featured in songs by both B.B. King and James Brown as explanations both of the work it takes to be at THE TOP OF YOUR GAME and the privileges afforded to one in that position.

Swagger comes as a result of THE GRIND.

1) Nobody gives you NOTHING; you gotta pay the cost to be the boss!!!!

2) Lyrics Sung by B.B. King:

“ You gotta be crazy, baby
Just gotta be out of your mind
As long as I’m payin’ the bill

I’m payin’ the cost to be the boss…”

3) Lyrics sung by James Brown:

“Paid the cost to be the boss
Paid the cost to be the boss
I’ve Paid the cost to be the boss

Look at me

know what you see
See a bad mother
Look at me

Know what you see
See a bad mother

Paid the cost to be the boss
Paid the cost to be the boss

Look at me

Know what you see
See a bad mother

Huh…”

pay the cost to be the boss by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 8, 2023

Costcodian

The act of purchasing or consuming more than is needed.

They had to find a larger place to live because of their costcodian lifestyle.

Costcodian by Wishbone1000 December 20, 2014

Cost per Nut (CPN) 

Cost per Nut (CPN) is the empirical value that ultimately answers the question, “Which woman is hotter?”

In its simplest form:

CPN = total resources spent (MONEY + TIME + EFFORT) / number of directly induced orgasms (not including fantasized jerk-offs)

MONEY includes meals, gifts, etc. TIME includes the number of dates, phone calls, emails, etc. EFFORT takes into account travel, meeting her friends & family, etc.

Because of the subjective nature of dating and relationships, (ie “I prefer blondes”, “I like big butts”, “I’m a boob man”, etc), CPN condenses to one of the most basic goals of male dating and the relative cost of reaching it.

Note that CPN will vary greatly for the same woman depending on her evaluation of the individual male. While one hears “I don’t do that”, Chads easily bypass her defenses or simply aren’t confronted with such automatic barriers.

CPN is often challenged by the emotional female response “You can’t put a price on love!” This is ostensibly true. However, all too often and late, once-enamored males find themselves on the wanting side of female-biased institutions, such as divorce court, where a judge will tell him, to the penny, how much “love” costs per month.

In practical application, CPN tends to enhance the merit of the Hotness Scale (aka Hot-Crazy Matrix) and helps males focus on their innate logic before being overwhelmed by primal urges and emotions.

"Hey Bro! I think they’re both hot & really like me. Which one should I choose?"

"Pull yourself together my man! All that matters is which one has the lowest Cost per Nut (CPN). Yo!"

Cost per Nut (CPN) by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 10, 2023

Chell Costa 

Term generally used to define a Indiana whore. A cum bucket.

John: "Holy shit that girl gives it out like candy!"

Jane: "Yeah, she's a real chell costa."

Chell Costa by everyoneelseinsec June 28, 2012