A hockey term. To shoot a puck or ball and hit the part of the net where the post meets the crossbar. this is usually followed by the puck/ball going in in a downward diagonal direction into the net.
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Get the slap you crost yo lips mug.pay the cost to be the boss — These are watch words for people IN THE STRUGGLE. No success comes without SWEAT EQUITY and with that work comes the privilege of OWNING THE HEAD OF THE TABLE.
These words were featured in songs by both B.B. King and James Brown as explanations both of the work it takes to be at THE TOP OF YOUR GAME and the privileges afforded to one in that position.
Swagger comes as a result of THE GRIND.
These words were featured in songs by both B.B. King and James Brown as explanations both of the work it takes to be at THE TOP OF YOUR GAME and the privileges afforded to one in that position.
Swagger comes as a result of THE GRIND.
1) Nobody gives you NOTHING; you gotta pay the cost to be the boss!!!!
2) Lyrics Sung by B.B. King:
“ You gotta be crazy, baby
Just gotta be out of your mind
As long as I’m payin’ the bill
I’m payin’ the cost to be the boss…”
3) Lyrics sung by James Brown:
“Paid the cost to be the boss
Paid the cost to be the boss
I’ve Paid the cost to be the boss
Look at me
know what you see
See a bad mother
Look at me
Know what you see
See a bad mother
Paid the cost to be the boss
Paid the cost to be the boss
Look at me
Know what you see
See a bad mother
Huh…”
2) Lyrics Sung by B.B. King:
“ You gotta be crazy, baby
Just gotta be out of your mind
As long as I’m payin’ the bill
I’m payin’ the cost to be the boss…”
3) Lyrics sung by James Brown:
“Paid the cost to be the boss
Paid the cost to be the boss
I’ve Paid the cost to be the boss
Look at me
know what you see
See a bad mother
Look at me
Know what you see
See a bad mother
Paid the cost to be the boss
Paid the cost to be the boss
Look at me
Know what you see
See a bad mother
Huh…”
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Get the Costcodian mug.Cost per Nut (CPN) is the empirical value that ultimately answers the question, “Which woman is hotter?”
In its simplest form:
CPN = total resources spent (MONEY + TIME + EFFORT) / number of directly induced orgasms (not including fantasized jerk-offs)
MONEY includes meals, gifts, etc. TIME includes the number of dates, phone calls, emails, etc. EFFORT takes into account travel, meeting her friends & family, etc.
Because of the subjective nature of dating and relationships, (ie “I prefer blondes”, “I like big butts”, “I’m a boob man”, etc), CPN condenses to one of the most basic goals of male dating and the relative cost of reaching it.
Note that CPN will vary greatly for the same woman depending on her evaluation of the individual male. While one hears “I don’t do that”, Chads easily bypass her defenses or simply aren’t confronted with such automatic barriers.
CPN is often challenged by the emotional female response “You can’t put a price on love!” This is ostensibly true. However, all too often and late, once-enamored males find themselves on the wanting side of female-biased institutions, such as divorce court, where a judge will tell him, to the penny, how much “love” costs per month.
In practical application, CPN tends to enhance the merit of the Hotness Scale (aka Hot-Crazy Matrix) and helps males focus on their innate logic before being overwhelmed by primal urges and emotions.
In its simplest form:
CPN = total resources spent (MONEY + TIME + EFFORT) / number of directly induced orgasms (not including fantasized jerk-offs)
MONEY includes meals, gifts, etc. TIME includes the number of dates, phone calls, emails, etc. EFFORT takes into account travel, meeting her friends & family, etc.
Because of the subjective nature of dating and relationships, (ie “I prefer blondes”, “I like big butts”, “I’m a boob man”, etc), CPN condenses to one of the most basic goals of male dating and the relative cost of reaching it.
Note that CPN will vary greatly for the same woman depending on her evaluation of the individual male. While one hears “I don’t do that”, Chads easily bypass her defenses or simply aren’t confronted with such automatic barriers.
CPN is often challenged by the emotional female response “You can’t put a price on love!” This is ostensibly true. However, all too often and late, once-enamored males find themselves on the wanting side of female-biased institutions, such as divorce court, where a judge will tell him, to the penny, how much “love” costs per month.
In practical application, CPN tends to enhance the merit of the Hotness Scale (aka Hot-Crazy Matrix) and helps males focus on their innate logic before being overwhelmed by primal urges and emotions.
"Hey Bro! I think they’re both hot & really like me. Which one should I choose?"
"Pull yourself together my man! All that matters is which one has the lowest Cost per Nut (CPN). Yo!"
"Pull yourself together my man! All that matters is which one has the lowest Cost per Nut (CPN). Yo!"
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