Cromwell's Crust

A wedge-shaped crust at the end of a loaf of manually sliced bread, so shaped because the person(s) who did the slicing had been cutting at an angle instead of straightly. These crusts are named after Oliver Cromwell, the ex Lord Protector of England; it was rumoured that he habitually mis-sliced his own loaves to produce them.

I'm so angry - I came in from work for a sandwich, and all we had in was a Cromwell's Crust and half a cucumber...

by wormsworldparty2001 April 10, 2009

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Crosswalk shuffle

Happens when a car needs to hang a right but has to wait for bonehead to get through the crosswalk. When bonehead realizes he is holding the car up, he breaks into a slight jog letting the car know that he sees them and he is going to hurry for them but this slow jog is no quicker than walking.

Hermes: ''Hurry up man, I need to get my girl some tampons.''
Friend: ''There he goes dude, breakin' in to the crosswalk shuffle.''

by Uggsly June 21, 2011

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crosswell

A crosswell is someone who never shuts up and always argues and disagrees with everything you say. Crosswell's tend to be in love maybe marriage with stupid women and usually does not have the balls to break up with them. Crosswell's tend to sleep on other people's couches and eat their food.

Man that guy would not shut up. He was being a really crosswell.

by smu December 26, 2007

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shane cromwell

a desperate individual who hits up girls at 1 am looking for that booty. he likely has numerous STDs and a 3 inch penis. However he makes for this with his arrogance and simplicity.

"shit shane cromwell just texted me" -some chick
"fuck, it's that creep again. block his ass" -some dude

by swigswag22 October 11, 2017

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