Crosswalk

The Little Stretch Between a Girl's Vagina, and Butthole. Synonymous with Taint

MANNNN I JIZZED ON THAT BITCHES CROSSWALK THE OTHER DAY!

by clownkiller April 3, 2010

crosswalk distrust

The irrational suspicion held by every human that tells us we cannot hit a crosswalk button just once. Our intuition tells us that, if we only hit the button one time, the electronic signal will not be sent sufficiently to the traffic light. Therefore, every pedestrian makes a fist and hits the button -- rapid-fire style -- until lactic acid causes our triceps to cramp up and shut down.

Dan: Hey ‘Weed – you’re not playin’ Galaga. Hit the button a few times and then stand down.

Tim: Sorry, ‘Skinner. I’ve got major crosswalk distrust…and I don’t wanna miss my waxing appointment.

by whiteboyDJ November 3, 2010

Crosswalk Creeping

The act of slowing pulling one's car forward into the pedestrian crosswalk while parked at a red light, for the purpose of preempting a green light.

The driver in the Civic became so impatient with the long red light, he began crosswalk creeping to trigger the green light and ended up bumping Jason who was crossing the street to go to lunch.

by cgirl71 August 30, 2011

Crosswalk shuffle

Happens when a car needs to hang a right but has to wait for bonehead to get through the crosswalk. When bonehead realizes he is holding the car up, he breaks into a slight jog letting the car know that he sees them and he is going to hurry for them but this slow jog is no quicker than walking.

Hermes: ''Hurry up man, I need to get my girl some tampons.''
Friend: ''There he goes dude, breakin' in to the crosswalk shuffle.''

by Uggsly June 21, 2011

Crosswalk Nigga

Technically in the streets but they play it safe

Mike is a crosswalk nigga, he probably tells on his guys to stay out of trouble.

by DEM4EVA October 16, 2020

Crosswalk Karen

A woman who is usually wound super tight. High strung. Short tempered and thinks most people are beneath her. Always thinks she is right and is racist. Tends to be a republican and is probably related to someone named Becky who calls the police on black people.

"Crosswalk Karen is really heated. She will lose her shit on you for roadway violations!"

by Reginaphlange May 7, 2020

Crosswalk Nap

n.

A method of suicide. The act of laying down in a crosswalk hoping an oncoming car will help you sleep for a long time.

I was tired of living, so I took a crosswalk nap.

by HST Wannabe March 25, 2013