Cropius

Twice as much as copious! Double the abundance double the quantity.

I smoked a cropius amount of weed and now I cant ....

by Yodafoxy June 13, 2021

colorado cropduster

Colorado is known for its ascending ski lifts, but the Colorado Cropduster is a special treat that can be given on any crowded public escalator: all you need is a healthy fart and a crowded escalator. The gift-giver gets on the escalator and while walking up it, lets out a steamy fart for the unassuming people behind him. The fart and the smell ascends with the gift giver and all of those behind him have to walk up and through the smell as it slowly hovers and ascends to the top. Even those who are not walking up the escalator and are just stationary still have to toil through the smell as they slowly ascend to the top.

Dude, I rode the subway to work today and pulled a Colorado Cropduster as I ascended up the exit escalator. The smell hovered and at least 20 people had to walk through it to get to where they were going. How about that for a special morning treat!

by Stagmen November 3, 2017

cropdust

Farting, silently, as you walk by someone you either want to move out of the way or leave. Only works in crowded areas where you can't be discovered as the farter. Good technique for waiters whose tables are "camping out".

"I wish those people would leave. Should I go and cropdust them?"

by Katgirl27 December 1, 2006

cropdusting

The act of starting at one end of a person-filled room, ripping a nasty fart (the "thick" ones are better, as they cling more), then moving briskly to the other end of the room, staying ahead of your own stench, yet "dusting" the rest of the room with your flatulence.

I quickly went out the door to avoid blame after cropdusting the room.

by Aftershock October 29, 2004

Cropdusted

The act a coworker may commit in the work place , turning loose a silent but deadly fart , in the vicinity of coworkers , as the "cropduster" passes by .

DAMMIT MAN !! Craig sure cropdusted the entire shop with that one !

by Bite-Me April 27, 2008

cropdusting

farting, then dragging the smell around with you. or farting in the process of walking

wes decided to cropdust the entire back half of the apartment, so he walked from the laundry room through the living room into the bedroom, all the while farting and pulling the smell with him.

by questionsleep February 9, 2004

Cropdusting

the act of farting WHILE walking; leaving a trail behind yourself

I can't stop walking to fart today so I'll just have to cropdust

by Tim S. December 9, 2004