copius

a large quantity of something

'we grow copius amounts of ganja, yeh?'

by rich da stona February 14, 2004

Copium

Lying to yourself in order to cope with something.

"My hairline is totally fine"
"You're high on copium dude..."

by lennilaube December 20, 2021

Copium

A metaphorical opiate inhaled when faced with loss, failure or defeat, especially in sports, politics and other tribal settings.

The effects of copium include, but are not limited to: extreme rationalizations for the defeat, outlandish theories of conspiracy supposedly perpetrated by the opposing side, extreme rage directed at the other side, unconvincing allegations of fraud and abuse in the system, and rejection of the system as a whole.

-Supporters of the losing candidate claim they didn’t legitimately lose the election; they say it was due to foreign interference and election fraud. They’re clearly high on copium.

by enterprise1701 October 3, 2020

copious spare time

The amount of time left in a day that is completely booked, which is to say, none.

Well, I have three finals today, a baseball game this afternoon and a date this evening, so I'd be happy to read your psych paper in my copious spare time.

by PsychoPuppyDad October 22, 2011

Copus

The guy that gets all the ladies,The most athletic, cool, funny, and swaggy person alive, Someone everyone wants to be.

Man, i wish i was Copus!

by lifestyle420yoloswak November 16, 2014

Copium

Cope + Opium = Copium

TTV streamer suing Slots for making him lose $200K. He is clearly high on copium

by fraist June 11, 2021

Copist

One who harbors extreme hatred towards police and similar authority figures.

As a Copist, I refuse to talk to the police under any circumstances.

by Shift3one August 19, 2014