crooked billy's 

the inverse braces for people (hillbillys) with straight teeth that want crooked teeth

i'm going to get my crooked billy's taken off. wanna come?

crooked billy's by 4laughs234 February 11, 2017

Crooked Serbian 

When you're fingering a girl and break your finger inside of her.

"Hey Dusan, what happened with you and the girl last night? Why is she complaining about her ruptured vagina?"

"Man, I gave her a Crooked Serbian. I have to see a radiologist today."

Crooked Serbian by Tricycle January 23, 2013

Hit a straight lick with a crooked stick 

Overcoming incredible difficulties and doing remarkable things.

Ex: When a kid grows up in a bad situation without any guidance, but somehow rises above it and has a successful life; that kid hit a straight lick with a crooked stick.

Hit a straight lick with a crooked stick by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

Crooked smile 

A person who is genuinely not happy or in a good state of mind but still smiles through everything

Person 1- she has a crooked smile
Person 2- yea she’s been through hell and back

Crooked smile by Typical.teenager December 10, 2017

Crooked selfie 

Posting a otherwise plain selfie on social media with an exaggerated tilt to make it look more hip and exciting.

The crooked selfie you posted at the Eiffel Tower makes me want to go there even more!

Crooked selfie by Sparty81 August 7, 2015

crooked smile 

When you are upset and depressed and you also are in a bad position in life

Ex: facing murder and robbery for something you didn't do and you don't wanna show you how upset you are and not making your day all bad so the best way to try and make it better with a crooked smile.

crooked smile by Bdex October 4, 2013

crooked slut 

A dishonest slut that tries to get with everyman to sleep with them and take their money

Fuck you, you crooked slut bitch!

crooked slut by FlyAway July 23, 2011