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Something said in surprise. Generally said by white kids that look like the Walmart yodeler.
Me: North Korea is nuking us!
Walmart yodeling kid: CROIKEY!
Croikey by ZML Definer June 4, 2018
Related Words
Croife • Croofers • Crowfeather • croffee • Croized • Caoife • coifed • coifer • Crife • crofee
Failing to accomplish basic tasks extremely quickly. Such as dying instantly in a video game or losing a game at round 1.
The moment we started he just went and coifed immediately.
coifed by tahity December 23, 2019
croire is one of the two developers of the ROBLOX game Flicker, the other one beeing joritochip.
Flicker is based of Town Of Salem.
Guy1:"I think croire's name is Jo."
Guy2:"Why?"
Girl1:"Can yall talk bout somethin interestin?"
Croire by Marco- August 29, 2020
man who, by projection of his fascination for the loli comes out with a Chinese woman of 1.30 meters tall.
"hey! It wouldn't be that fat shit Luka Croisez !?"
Croisez by hamster666 February 2, 2021
Men who prefer to have sexual intercourse with crows and other related birds. Typically a secondary symptom of necrophilafagitis.
Cooper, the necrophilafag, is also a crowfer.
Crowfer by SpazZilla October 22, 2006

Croînfetti 

(Crwaî -n-fetti)

Noun: The pleasing flakey flakes that result from eating a buttery Croîssant. This residue is often found in bodily crevices unexpectedly following a late night clandestine Croîssant snack.
*wakes up* ..."I need a shower...there is so much Croînfetti in my ass"
Croînfetti by Smÿthe October 15, 2017
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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