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crofter's 

The only jelly I'll put in my belly
Person A : What's the best jelly brand?

Person B : Crofter's

Person C : Smuckers?

Person B : F A L S E H O O D
Related Words

Daniel Crofter Effect 

An effect in science discovered by Daniel Crofter where 2 objects have certain interactions with each other. These interactions can be a variety of different things. Many values of objects can change based on the Daniel Crofter Effect.
"Hey have you heard of the Daniel Crofter Effect." - guy 1
"Yeah don't they teach it in middle school?" - guy 2
"Yeah they do." - guy 1

Lara Crofted 

Lara Crofted is when you get impaled by an object
Oh my god! Call an ambulance, I just got Lara Crofted !!
Lara Crofted by alpetergriffin April 7, 2021
A mispronunciation of coffee. Term popularized by a famed Mathematician who prefers to remain anonymous. The Mathematician in question is known for his unquenchable desire for black corfee and rejection of Mocha and other "cheap thrills".

S/he also operates a very famous tuition center specializing in selling corfee and giving Mathematics tuition. Favourite subjects include Trigonometry and Calculus.
Corfee rox come to my tuition center plz
Corfee by Corfeeroxmysox October 8, 2008

cofeefee 

Compliments to the president for this word, we may never know the meaning 🤪
I want to see Ivankas cofeefee 😳
cofeefee by Leotherat September 21, 2019

Crofters The Musical 

A beautiful musical About the Jam Crofters sung by Thomas sanders himself
. He sings of how wild blueberry who knew that their bafoonery would bear fruit so Devine. Even he doesn’t have the vocabulary to describe what he’s feeling inside
crofters The musical: a jam just as tasty as theirs “crofters, the only jelly I put in my belly