Crocument

Any document, be it a google doc, google slide, or google sheet, that has been created by a genuine real crocodile.

"Did you check the crocument yet?"
"No, ive been meaning to do so for a while"

by bananaviewer2882882282 December 7, 2023

Cromulent

Used in an ironical sense to mean legitimate, and therefore, in reality, spurious and not at all legitimate. Assumes common knowledge of the inherent Simpsons reference.

Yes Professor Smith, these citations are perfectly cromulent. chuckle

by Bradley Yeats, Professor of Linguistics March 15, 2003

Cockumentary

n. The history of a cock as it appears from the cock's point of view in various documentary-style video clips. Typically filmed in the first person, a cockumentary includes, but is not limited to:

Point of view blowjobs
Ejaculations in the eye
Ass-reamings
Face-Cock slappings

Pronunciation: cauk-u-men-ter-E;
Inflected Form(s): plural cock·u·men·ta·ries

A cockumentary is often seen on the Internet after a bad relationship breakup and typically involves a collection of videos involving women that the star of the film, the cock, has rammed in it's lifetime.

Also known as a Cock Documentary

Ex. Hey kids! I found the Cockumentary from back in college when I met your mother! You kids want to see where you came from?

by VRH November 19, 2007

cockumentum

(1) The build-up of pulsing blood that a man feels in his cock as he is developing an erection.

(2) A derogatory way of referencing 'Documentum', a software suite which handles content management for corporations and other large entities.

(1) As Lisa was getting naked, I could feel my cockumentum down below - it was only a matter of time before I would be inside her.

(2) Argh - my custom workflow isn't functioning, and all of these documents got misnamed! Damned Cockumentum!

by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004

Chocumentary

A documentary about black people.

Just watched Chris Rock's "Good Hair" -- best chocumentary ever!

by MegnKen August 16, 2011

Crocliment

A compliment only for people wearing Crocs.

Omg Mike, I love your crocs!

Thanks for the Crocliment!

by DMercedes March 3, 2019

cromulentiousness

krahm-U-lehn-chus-NESS (n.) A word first used on the internet via www.reddit.com, subreddit r/funny by u/FLUX-YOU, that caused mass hysteria in an attempt of discovering the definition due to the lack google results.

There are no examples for cromulentiousness. I apologize.

by the_third_three November 7, 2013