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clockumentary

Any unworthy documentary the viewer is utterly uninterested in and has nothing else to do with his or her time and continues to absorb useless information Kill'n time.
Wait'n for the the governor's call, Jason seems a bit bored with the clockumentary on Nova.
by John Trowbridge July 27, 2018
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Cockumentary

n. The history of a cock as it appears from the cock's point of view in various documentary-style video clips. Typically filmed in the first person, a cockumentary includes, but is not limited to:

Point of view blowjobs
Ejaculations in the eye
Ass-reamings
Face-Cock slappings

Pronunciation: cauk-u-men-ter-E;
Inflected Form(s): plural cock·u·men·ta·ries

A cockumentary is often seen on the Internet after a bad relationship breakup and typically involves a collection of videos involving women that the star of the film, the cock, has rammed in it's lifetime.

Also known as a Cock Documentary
Ex. Hey kids! I found the Cockumentary from back in college when I met your mother! You kids want to see where you came from?
by VRH November 19, 2007
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Chocumentary

Just watched Chris Rock's "Good Hair" -- best chocumentary ever!
by MegnKen August 16, 2011
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crocumentary

An alleged documentary believed to be full of lies and propaganda.
Common tactics are partial truths, misdirection and skillful editing to provide a message shaped to the film maker's agenda rather than the factual truth.
FAHRENHEIT 9/11 and Bowling for Columbine are considered by many to be Crocumentaries due to Moore's skillful editing to produce a message other than the one held by the people in the film. Editing together multiple speechs, month apart, and then presenting them as a single spech is one example.
by Film Buff May 31, 2005
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crockumentary

The Michael Moore style of filmmaking.

It involves trying to pass off a complete crock of shit as the truth.
Then brazenly calling it a "documentary" when you know goddamn good and well that it's full of shit!!
Michael Moore is a successful crossbreeding of Janet Reno and a Rhinocerus's butt.
by Dr.Mentary September 27, 2004
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Cockumentary

A current example of a cockumentary would be HBO's "Behind the Candleabra" (Starring Michael Douglass and Matt Damon), which is a documentary about Liberacé.
by Aaron Hungwell June 13, 2013
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Cockumentary

A genre of film, the word is adapted from the Documentary genre, its essentially the same but more hardcore and without so much narration. Adult entertainment films, porn, specifically involving Gentlemen or bros
Hey, how about we put on that Cockumentary I was telling you about Big Sticks and get bizzeh
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