Crocgo 

A creature that is half crocodile and half flamingo, that has a long neck, sharp teeth, and wings. It is native to the swampy marshlands of Cocoram, south of QLD. It is a carnivore, and preys on native Australian animals.

"Today, I saw a crocgo in the swamp hunting for food."
"CRIKEY! That crocgo just ate that whole roo in one gulp!"

Crocgo by Choice the best April 12, 2024

Crocodile teeth 

A slang term used to describe long and pointy bullets. (Usually .300 Blackout, 5.56 and 7.62 rounds)

I have two drum mags, both filled with crocodile teeth.

Crocodile teeth by Malandro. December 3, 2020

crocobug 

An individual who has been through so much shit to the point where it feels like a fever dream

Person 1: Did you hear about the person that went to the hospital over some fucking ham?
Person 2:Let me guess. Crocobug?
Person 1: Obviously. It's not even funny anymore I'm just concerned.

crocobug by Bitchword June 29, 2021

crocodile cheers 

Empty or insincere displays of encouragement that demonstrate superficial support of a person or thing.

As Mariano Rivera took the mound in Fenway during his final season, the crocodile cheers of Boston Red Sox fans halfheartedly echoed from the Green Monster.

crocodile cheers by Laughlynne August 30, 2013

crocodile tears 

To pretend a sorrow that one doesn’t in fact feel, to create a hypocritical show of emotion. The idea comes from the ancient belief that crocodiles weep while luring or devouring their prey.

You see that bitch Jasmine Trias on American Idol last night with those crocodile tears?

crocodile tears by Karsh May 13, 2004

get crocodile rocked 

To get violently rocked (preferrably by Sir Elton John himself) as crocodile rock plays in the background.

Uh oh, Elton's pissed. Someone's gonna get crocodile rocked.

get crocodile rocked by electricseaweed76 March 27, 2021

Crocobug 

A tiktoker with comically bad luck. She's probably cursed or sum.

"Have you heard of crocobug?"
"She's the person who nearly dies twice a week right?"
"Yup"

Crocobug by Avaisasexymf July 18, 2021