crocobug 

An individual who has been through so much shit to the point where it feels like a fever dream

Person 1: Did you hear about the person that went to the hospital over some fucking ham?
Person 2:Let me guess. Crocobug?
Person 1: Obviously. It's not even funny anymore I'm just concerned.

crocobug by Bitchword June 29, 2021

Crocobug 

A tiktoker with comically bad luck. She's probably cursed or sum.

"Have you heard of crocobug?"
"She's the person who nearly dies twice a week right?"
"Yup"

Crocobug by Avaisasexymf July 18, 2021

Crocobug 

Crocobug is an amazing person, they have bad luck that is unbelievable but they somehow are still alive

Hey have you seen that crocobug haves been banned more than 2 times?
Heh,not surprising

Crocobug by ʏᴜʀɪ! September 5, 2021

Get crocobugged 

What fans of tiktoker crocobug say to someone who has bad luck. Or just to mess with them.

"My mom died"
"Get crocobugged lol"

Get crocobugged by Avaisasexymf July 18, 2021

crocobulligatiphantopotamus 

Noun
Origin: Latin

A member of XX genus who has distasteful physical features, most notably BMI >35, and a face only a mother could love.

How did that crocobulligatiphantopotamus manage to get laid???!

crocobulligatiphantopotamus by HuckKnowledge May 19, 2020