Cockfished
When a guy talks about how big his cock is and sends duck pics at a clever angle, making his penis look larger than it is
Cockfished by Barkerdlr January 11, 2017
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cockfished
When you think the guy who you're about to hook up with seems to have a bigger cock than what he actually has.
cockfished by oshitatwix July 2, 2017
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Cockfished
Dude you know the girl I've been talking to? Well turns out she has a dick. She totally cockfished me.
Cockfished by illuminaughtyXD May 19, 2018
Cockfished
when a guy sends you picture’s of a dick that aren’t actually his. trying to make you think he has a larger or thicker cock than he does.
you: He sent me several pictures of his dick but they don’t look the same.
friend : you have been cockfished! you know, like that show “catfish” but with a cock
friend : you have been cockfished! you know, like that show “catfish” but with a cock
Cockfished by DrGonzoUK July 6, 2019
Cockwashed
Amanda was so cockwashed by Jason’s big girthy thundercock that she offered to cook every meal for him so she could suck and fuck him multiple times a day.
Cockwashed by Jason’s Sugar Tits May 2, 2021
cockfishing
The act of locating and extracting ones penis through the openings in the underwear and pants while standing at a urinal
cockfishing by DrMoo October 27, 2008
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026