Cockfished

When a guy talks about how big his cock is and sends duck pics at a clever angle, making his penis look larger than it is

I had such high expectations from the dick pics. But it was tiny! I got totally cockfished

by Barkerdlr January 11, 2017

cockfished

When you think the guy who you're about to hook up with seems to have a bigger cock than what he actually has.

Allison: Was he packin' or nah?
Jamie: Naw girl. He cockfished me.

by oshitatwix July 2, 2017

Cockfished

When you find out the girl you've been talking to is actually a man

Dude you know the girl I've been talking to? Well turns out she has a dick. She totally cockfished me.

by illuminaughtyXD May 19, 2018

Cockfished

when a guy sends you picture’s of a dick that aren’t actually his. trying to make you think he has a larger or thicker cock than he does.

you: He sent me several pictures of his dick but they don’t look the same.

friend : you have been cockfished! you know, like that show “catfish” but with a cock

by DrGonzoUK July 6, 2019

Cockwashed

It’s like your brainwashed by a cock

When the Dick is so good it is all you can think about

Amanda was so cockwashed by Jason’s big girthy thundercock that she offered to cook every meal for him so she could suck and fuck him multiple times a day.

by Jason’s Sugar Tits May 2, 2021

Confished

To be very confused, have no absolute idea of what is going on. Become clueless.

That confished me.

by QuiteFineI'dSay May 28, 2017

cockfishing

The act of locating and extracting ones penis through the openings in the underwear and pants while standing at a urinal

I almost pissed myself because I spent 2 minutes cockfishing!

by DrMoo October 27, 2008