Croyfish

Croyfish is another name for a crayfish or a crawdad. Croyfish is what cool people call these lobster lookin things and if you call them anything else, you are probably a loser.

Tyler: what are you doing?
Hannah: going to catch some crawdads, what about you?
Tyler: uhm...
Hannah: what?
Tyler: we need to break up. You're just not cool enough for me.
Hannah: but why?!
Tyler: you say crawdad, I say croyfish. I hate to say this, I'm just a lot cooler than you.

Croyfish by Hawteeee5150 August 13, 2013

Crayfish 

An all mighty being of pure chaos

Oh god its a fucking crayfish

Crayfish by MuchCrayfish909 August 16, 2019

Crayfish 

Crayfish means crazy or mad.

That party was so crayfish!
Damn...what a crayfish class.
Did you see that new kid? He is totally crayfish!
Ahhh! This is driving me crayfish!

What? This is Crayfish!
Crayfish?!-No, this is SPARTA!

Crayfish by leetlemming March 10, 2009

Vaginal crayfish 

A Canadian term for a common parasite of the vaginal crease. Similar but classier than crabs

TracEy warned Dustin to stay away from Emily because she has vaginal crayfish and they bite!

Vaginal crayfish by Mrdusty sac January 11, 2018

Coyfish 

A female who is very shy but flirty, who is also a very emotional person. She usually will shy away from you when you talk to her, just like a fish swims away when you get near it. But once she gets used to you, she will never leave your side.

She's really cute but she's such a coyfish.

I wanna talk to her but she acts like a coyfish.

Coyfish by Rosyquartz September 25, 2016

Coyfish 

One who fronts a convincing image and specific charm in social media to procure sensitive information and media on their targets.

"I know barely anything about this person and they convinced me to share things I don't want anyone to know...Got coyfished and I hope nothing comes of it."

Coyfish by hellrazor_x September 25, 2018

Wet Crayfish 

When one hauks 4 loogies and pees on annother's face, then takes a dump in the other's mouth, then spins on his face 6 times, then the other pulls on the first's balls untill the first bleeds from his balls, then the other eats one of the first's balls and the first declares war on a third world country, then the other picks off all of the first's pubic hair with his teeth, then both dance and listen to J Geils Band's Centerfold.

Man, Todd gave me a wet crayfish last night and now I'm at war with Liberia. How much does that suck? Also I'm short one ball.

Wet Crayfish by drewseph January 29, 2005