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Critication 

Crit·tee·kay·shun

What you recieve when someone critiques you or something that you did.
Kevin: Hey man, I think I might get some golf lessons.

Jay: Why man arn't you good already?

Kevin: Yea, but i think it would be good if someone critiqued my swing.

Jay: Oh you mean you want critication!

Kevin: Yea bro I want critication.
Words you can keep

cridiction

I didn't appreciate your cridiction about my future.
cridiction by thuggy2 October 23, 2011

clitigation

The act of suing a man who boops your clit three times and asks if you came
Never date a man with a lot of clitigation history! You will never have an orgasm!!
clitigation by Sarcia26 April 29, 2019

Critigation 

Word standing for 'critical mitigation' Coined and made famous by the guild 'Aftershock' on the EverQuest 2 server Crushbone
My critical mitigation is 10%
My critigation is 10%
Critigation by Neiloch March 14, 2009

Corification 

When a person named Corey clarifies something.
Stephanie: "Why does Priestly always wear fitted shirts?"
Corey: "Because he's a lady, a classy lady."
Stephanie: "Thank you for the Corification!"
Corification by Blackcat16 March 8, 2010

Crimitation 

When imitative behaviour is so dull that it is a crime against humanity’s creativity.
This jazz band’s cover of Cry Me A River was so conventional it made me cry: it was a crimitation!
Crimitation by crealectics November 14, 2018

christicational 

jus kuz ur tha pasor dnt mean u can just leeve ur fone aniwhere nd not xpect sum1 not 2 take it!!- A christicational PSA brought to u by--YoursT uly
christicational by Novita.UrFace December 22, 2010
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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