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cridiction

I didn't appreciate your cridiction about my future.
cridiction by thuggy2 October 23, 2011
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Critication 

Crit·tee·kay·shun

What you recieve when someone critiques you or something that you did.
Kevin: Hey man, I think I might get some golf lessons.

Jay: Why man arn't you good already?

Kevin: Yea, but i think it would be good if someone critiqued my swing.

Jay: Oh you mean you want critication!

Kevin: Yea bro I want critication.

urban ridictionary 

Slang for the collective dictionary made of all the ridiculous words on this site, including random people's names, made up bullshit words, incoherent babble, and repetitive definitions of words that have already been defined 138 times in the same way. A.K.A. 90% of the definitions on this site.
"Nick D has over 500 words on urban dictionary."
"Yeah but how many does he have on urban ridictionary?"
"Just one: 'urban ridictionary'."
"Oh, that's cool."

Nerd 1: "Hey Petey, let go play chess or hang out at the library."
Nerd 2: "Not now, I think I'm gonna go on urban ridictionary and post bad definitions of guys that shoved me in my locker at school, or maybe post a 759th definition of strong bad that's the exact same as the rest of them and makes no sense."
Nerd 1: "Sounds like a good time. Isn't homestarrunner the cat's meow?"
Normal person: "No, it sucks."
urban ridictionary by Nick D February 10, 2004

urban.comdictionary

Me:*types urban.comdictionary*
Urban.comdictionary:Calls The phone number of a badguy to my house
Me:AAAAAAA WHAT HAVE I DONE

ridiction 

Having an addiction so strong to something unusual, uncommon or ridiculous.
Chipotle is my ridiction.
ridiction by ad0rkabl3 May 17, 2018

crocdiction 

when you have an obsession/addiction to wearing and/or buying crocs
wow, she has a crocdiction.
crocdiction by ilovecrocs January 3, 2019

Covidiction 

The addiction of searching the web and e-dashboards, with an urge to see the increase in number of affected and mortality count due to Covid-19.
Hey John, stop googling for corona and do some actual work. It has become a covidiction for you.

Hi, I am John and I am a covidict.
Covidiction by mm1987 March 24, 2020
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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