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Critication 

Crit·tee·kay·shun

What you recieve when someone critiques you or something that you did.
Kevin: Hey man, I think I might get some golf lessons.

Jay: Why man arn't you good already?

Kevin: Yea, but i think it would be good if someone critiqued my swing.

Jay: Oh you mean you want critication!

Kevin: Yea bro I want critication.

urban ridictionary 

Slang for the collective dictionary made of all the ridiculous words on this site, including random people's names, made up bullshit words, incoherent babble, and repetitive definitions of words that have already been defined 138 times in the same way. A.K.A. 90% of the definitions on this site.
"Nick D has over 500 words on urban dictionary."
"Yeah but how many does he have on urban ridictionary?"
"Just one: 'urban ridictionary'."
"Oh, that's cool."

Nerd 1: "Hey Petey, let go play chess or hang out at the library."
Nerd 2: "Not now, I think I'm gonna go on urban ridictionary and post bad definitions of guys that shoved me in my locker at school, or maybe post a 759th definition of strong bad that's the exact same as the rest of them and makes no sense."
Nerd 1: "Sounds like a good time. Isn't homestarrunner the cat's meow?"
Normal person: "No, it sucks."
urban ridictionary by Nick D February 10, 2004

urban.comdictionary

Me:*types urban.comdictionary*
Urban.comdictionary:Calls The phone number of a badguy to my house
Me:AAAAAAA WHAT HAVE I DONE

ridiction 

Having an addiction so strong to something unusual, uncommon or ridiculous.
Chipotle is my ridiction.
ridiction by ad0rkabl3 May 17, 2018

crocdiction 

when you have an obsession/addiction to wearing and/or buying crocs
wow, she has a crocdiction.
crocdiction by ilovecrocs January 3, 2019

Covidiction 

The addiction of searching the web and e-dashboards, with an urge to see the increase in number of affected and mortality count due to Covid-19.
Hey John, stop googling for corona and do some actual work. It has become a covidiction for you.

Hi, I am John and I am a covidict.
Covidiction by mm1987 March 24, 2020