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Crispy Crunch

While having sex on a beach, to rub one's penis in the sand prior to vaginal penetration.
As if you gave her a Crispy Crunch that night on Long Beach.
by gmatt January 14, 2009
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A car wreck involving several members of a street gang.
Three ambulances were called to a cripsy crunch, where there was blood, guts, and limbs scattered everywhere.
by circushead September 29, 2006
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Crunchy Crispy Donut

A Crispy Crunchy Donut that the best youll ever find
Crispyer Crunchyer Donuter

Crunchy Crispy Donut
by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020
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Oi mate these americans call our crunchy munchy crispy chippy crisp cronch's chips? Weird
by ANOTHER PERSON ON THE INTERNET November 2, 2021
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CrispyCrunch9

One of the greatest Minecraft Builders to ever walk to face of the Minecraft World.

Their works consisted of mini-games and single-player maps. They also have worked on a mysterious mini-game server dubbed upon the title of a Phoenix…

Their PvP skills were absolute, challenging that of Dream himself. Their blades were of sharp eloquence, their bow shot a flame of fury as the winds picked up behind each arrow, their shield blocked each strike with ease, and their might which reigned in their fierce glare smothered all foes to ashes.

The palaces they built were exquisite, the rooms were magnifique, the floorboards left wondering feet etching for the ravenous carpet, and their doors hummed alluring scents upon the breeze.

Their voice brought warmth, their words brightened the darkness, their friendship is worth the world, and they never are heartless.

CrispyCrunch9 was one of the Greatest, if not the Greatest. They walked the path of life with courtesy and willowed thoughts in each step, though they’ve gone off the grid now… serving solitude in its breath.
Player One: CrispyCrunch9’s PvP skillz are the best!
Player Two: But their PvP skills aren’t anywhere as great as their Minecraft Maps!

Player One: CrispyCrunch9 can conquer lands far and wide with ease!
Player Two: And they can set sail conquering the waves at sea!

Player One: CrispyCrunch9’s Minecraft Skin is sooooo cute!
Player Two: Their eyes sparkle ever so much brighter!
by RamenThePlayerOne February 1, 2022
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