crispus
the most powerful roman/green god ever. He strikes his enemy’s with dark flame lightning. He’s able to defeat Zeus and all the olympician gods together. His mortal name is Carl
crispus by He is our last hope October 21, 2021
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Crispus
Someone who is deeply sexah. Womenz cannot see me without trying to jump on his cawk. His greatest skill in life is fucking. His goal in life is to sex.
Crispus by Glowtasticus October 5, 2008
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A highly contagious disease that causes certain girls with wavy hair and round glasses to spontaneously combust.
Capillus Crispus Puella Cum Specula Morbo by a very swag individual January 18, 2023
Punky Crisps
A phoney-bologna fictitious fake non-existant breakfast cereal; the label on the lids of some recycling bins clearly show a box of Punky Crisps cereal but I've never heard of it and I don't know where to purchase this product.
You can drop the following items into this bin:
LIFESTYLE magazine
Computer News magazine
MAD magazine
Punky Crisps cereal boxes
TIME magazine
LIFESTYLE magazine
Computer News magazine
MAD magazine
Punky Crisps cereal boxes
TIME magazine
Punky Crisps by Telephony July 23, 2014
Crawler's Crisps
Walker's Crisps when eaten by a tubby Daily Mail reader who takes half an hour to finish a single packet.
I'd rather ingest a pineapple rectally than have to listen to Olive munch through another packet of Crawler's Crisps.
Crawler's Crisps by Supernatural England August 10, 2009
ass crisps
When one does not whipe properly and leaves shit all over their asshole and allows it to dry. Friction then causes a flaking of the dried poo and accumulates in ones underwear, often in a fine powder.
ass crisps by splosion squad September 28, 2009
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