Crispus

Someone who is deeply sexah. Womenz cannot see me without trying to jump on his cawk. His greatest skill in life is fucking. His goal in life is to sex.
"Crispus r teh 1337 f-cking win"
by Glowtasticus August 10, 2008
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crispus

the most powerful roman/green god ever. He strikes his enemy’s with dark flame lightning. He’s able to defeat Zeus and all the olympician gods together. His mortal name is Carl
by He is our last hope October 21, 2021
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A highly contagious disease that causes certain girls with wavy hair and round glasses to spontaneously combust.
"Uh oh, I think I might've caught Capillus Crispus Puella Cum Specula Morbo..."
by a very swag individual January 19, 2023
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crispus whitaker

An absolute gamer and king and will destroy you in any other sport besides baseball.
Bro he’s cracked his name is probably Crispus Whitaker
by The king Crispus May 14, 2020
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