crispus

the most powerful roman/green god ever. He strikes his enemy’s with dark flame lightning. He’s able to defeat Zeus and all the olympician gods together. His mortal name is Carl

CRISPUS HES SO POWERFUL

by He is our last hope October 21, 2021

Crispus

Someone who is deeply sexah. Womenz cannot see me without trying to jump on his cawk. His greatest skill in life is fucking. His goal in life is to sex.

"Crispus r teh 1337 f-cking win"

by Glowtasticus October 5, 2008

crispus whitaker

An absolute gamer and king and will destroy you in any other sport besides baseball.

Bro he’s cracked his name is probably Crispus Whitaker

by The king Crispus May 14, 2020

Capillus Crispus Puella Cum Specula Morbo

A highly contagious disease that causes certain girls with wavy hair and round glasses to spontaneously combust.

"Uh oh, I think I might've caught Capillus Crispus Puella Cum Specula Morbo..."

by a very swag individual January 18, 2023

Punky Crisps

A phoney-bologna fictitious fake non-existant breakfast cereal; the label on the lids of some recycling bins clearly show a box of Punky Crisps cereal but I've never heard of it and I don't know where to purchase this product.

You can drop the following items into this bin:

LIFESTYLE magazine
Computer News magazine
MAD magazine
Punky Crisps cereal boxes
TIME magazine

by Telephony July 23, 2014

Crawler's Crisps

Walker's Crisps when eaten by a tubby Daily Mail reader who takes half an hour to finish a single packet.

I'd rather ingest a pineapple rectally than have to listen to Olive munch through another packet of Crawler's Crisps.

by Supernatural England August 10, 2009

ass crisps

When one does not whipe properly and leaves shit all over their asshole and allows it to dry. Friction then causes a flaking of the dried poo and accumulates in ones underwear, often in a fine powder.

After john found out he had ass crisps he sprinkled them all over my chocolate cake.

by splosion squad September 28, 2009