Crispeling

Adjective - when you walk and jingle and someone on the phone asks what that noise is.

‘What’s that noise?’

‘It’s my keys crispeling in my pocket’

OR

‘It’s the leaves crispeling on the floor’

by Tange August 29, 2020

crippling depression

Severe depression that takes over your whole life making unbearable to carry out basic daily tasks.

Mom- "Can you take the trash out?"
You- "I can't, I have crippling depression."

by ReptilianBrotherhood May 22, 2016

i have crippling depression

a line said by the famous youtuber Idubbbz

(jumps on wheelchair) I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION!

by Suicide Itself January 2, 2017

Crippling Depression

Crippling Depression is a severe case of depression. Only the saddest people has this sickness.

Jim: Hey John.
John: I have crippling depression Jim, leave me the fuck alone you flithy cunt shit face mother fucker.

by trekz August 24, 2016

crippling depression

When you are too deperessed for your body to function normally.

Ian Carter: I have crippling depression

by Sengoazalon March 7, 2017

Traffic Crippling

When civil engineers and city planners talk about "traffic calming" they're really talking about "traffic crippling." Traffic crippling takes a flow of traffic. Rather than help motorists get from A-to-B as quickly as possible and leave the flow of traffic, they instead cripple the flow of traffic and frustrate motorists into
using alternative travel means (e.g. a bus). Traffic cripplers encourage air pollution by extending the period of any trip and raising the amount of pollutants created by any one motorist.

They did some traffic crippling. Now only bikes can go down this road.

by darth toria February 17, 2009

Crispillingus

The act of ripping open a bag of crisps and licking out the salt and potato fragments in the corners.

Glowering, Reginald ripped open the near empty bag of salt-and-vinegar and performed an act of ecstatic crispillingus on it.

by Viktor Vee October 28, 2008