Crispeling

Adjective - when you walk and jingle and someone on the phone asks what that noise is.

‘What’s that noise?’

‘It’s my keys crispeling in my pocket’

OR

‘It’s the leaves crispeling on the floor’

Crispeling by Tange August 29, 2020

crippling depression 

Severe depression that takes over your whole life making unbearable to carry out basic daily tasks.

Mom- "Can you take the trash out?"
You- "I can't, I have crippling depression."

crippling depression by ReptilianBrotherhood May 22, 2016

i have crippling depression 

a line said by the famous youtuber Idubbbz

(jumps on wheelchair) I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION!

i have crippling depression by Suicide Itself January 2, 2017

Crippling Depression 

Crippling Depression is a severe case of depression. Only the saddest people has this sickness.

Jim: Hey John.
John: I have crippling depression Jim, leave me the fuck alone you flithy cunt shit face mother fucker.

Crippling Depression by trekz August 24, 2016

crippling depression 

When you are too deperessed for your body to function normally.

Ian Carter: I have crippling depression

crippling depression by Sengoazalon March 7, 2017

Traffic Crippling 

When civil engineers and city planners talk about "traffic calming" they're really talking about "traffic crippling." Traffic crippling takes a flow of traffic. Rather than help motorists get from A-to-B as quickly as possible and leave the flow of traffic, they instead cripple the flow of traffic and frustrate motorists into
using alternative travel means (e.g. a bus). Traffic cripplers encourage air pollution by extending the period of any trip and raising the amount of pollutants created by any one motorist.

They did some traffic crippling. Now only bikes can go down this road.

Traffic Crippling by darth toria February 17, 2009

Crispillingus 

The act of ripping open a bag of crisps and licking out the salt and potato fragments in the corners.

Glowering, Reginald ripped open the near empty bag of salt-and-vinegar and performed an act of ecstatic crispillingus on it.

Crispillingus by Viktor Vee October 28, 2008